The O-Baby! Boomlet - or - Come August There's Gonna Be Some New Obamas in Town

I was driving through Ballard and Fremont on Saturday. (Gotta love that big-ass Lenin statue!)
I hadn't noticed many pregnant women...but then again, I zip through those parts of town at a pretty fast clip. SUV's without bumper stickers attract too much attention. I did see the usual number of sour faced lesbians though. Not even the joy of naming a kid Obama would be enough to make them pop one out through their withered loins.

Posted by Mumblix Grumph at April 21, 2009 10:49 PM

Great picture of the President! I suspect he can be very good with kids.

Posted by Roderick Reilly at April 22, 2009 9:08 AM

To paraphrase Obama on the campaign trail, "Looks like somebody's daughter made a mistake and ended up with a burden!"

Posted by bustoff at April 22, 2009 2:07 PM

I'm shocked that these women don't understand their duty to Gaia. If they were good little Obadrones, they would have known that reproduction is just not cool, unless you are the surrogate mother for a gay boi and his trans-gendered five-times divorced papa (formerly but no longer a functional MOMMA) bear, in which case your pregnancy will be featured on Oprah and is a moral imperative for the new age.

Where is Planned Parenthood when we need them? At least in our brave new world these deluded, temporarily potential moms can still turn it around......abortion is possible and praiseworthy right to the very last.

If abortion cannot be arranged, the proper Obama voter should consider re-purposing her child immediately after birth. Madonna is always looking to adopt. At the very least, if a new mother is actually married to a male person, whether he is the father of the child or not she must divorce him posthaste and move into a vegan lesbian artisan commune, to spare her child the agony of being raised by one of the brutal oppressors of the earth.

How can these women be hotfooting it around Greenlake with smiles on their faces? They are in imminent danger of offending the environment, making a retrograde statement, causing unnecessary diaper run-off to pollute Puget Sound! Get a grip and focus on your duties, girls! Get back to work, pay your taxes and forget this crazy mommy business! Do it for the children.

Posted by askmom at April 22, 2009 9:16 PM

I'm equally sure there probably was an O-Baby Abortion boomlet in December/ January but I don't know where to look for the numbers on that.

Posted by vanderleun at April 22, 2009 11:44 PM

All part of the camoflage, dear sir.

Cunning, aren't I?

Posted by ninme at April 23, 2009 7:19 AM