The More Things Change The More They Stay Insane

Plus ca change, plus ca meme WTF?

Posted by Roy Lofquist at April 1, 2009 10:48 PM

That's sort of sad, because Breathed eventually fell prey to his own Reagan derangement sydrome.

Posted by Eric Blair at April 2, 2009 6:25 AM

The woman - er - creature in the cartoon was the first wife of oh, so many wiser but sadder American men. They slept with and then married a cute little hottie who had a big bleeding heart and the personal (lack of) morals to go with it; and woke up a decade or two later with Rosie O'Donnell in their beds.

Meanwhile, the truly smart boys married the geeky girls or the DECCA girls or the girls who went to church and wouldn't let them past second base till the engagement ring was on, if then. And now those women are supporting, and looking more like, Sarah Palin. They pay their own way and are net assets to their families and their country. In years to come, their lucky husbands will wake up with their own Laura/Barbara Bush types, while you other guys watch your first turn into Bella Abzug. Hopefully from far, far away.

Your moms told you, but did you listen?

Posted by askmom at April 2, 2009 8:32 AM

Wow, "askmom"! Did you hit the nail on the head! I'm one of the lucky lads who slept with many Type 1s in my extended adolesence before I (Thank God!!!) married a Type 2. The number of ways she has enriched my life --- not to mention the number of stupid decisions she has gently helped me avoid --- are both uncountable. I've always said that a man only has to be fortunate once: in his choice of a spouse. God surely smiled down on me when I met mine!

Posted by Fred Pennsylvania at April 3, 2009 5:36 AM

If you put a f'in skunk's ass on her head it could be Janet Re- Napolitano....

What is it with hulking, square-jawed, short-haired totalitarian lesbians named Janet?

I guess they blame America for making them "un-pretty"....

Posted by Gray at April 3, 2009 7:27 PM