The Barrel of GoogleRands


Absolutely coffee-spitting, and brilliant. "Two knuckles deep into the pulley of eternal insolvency" is worthy of Mark Twain, at least.

Is this a great country, or what?

Posted by rob at September 25, 2008 3:35 PM

*clap clap clap*
Now, if only it were merely humorous...

Posted by Julie at September 25, 2008 4:13 PM


Unfortunately you are only too right (sigh).

Posted by rob at September 25, 2008 5:17 PM

This is great!

Posted by captain dave at September 25, 2008 8:08 PM

man, Gerard. What's funny is we're dealing with a Google issue right now (since I'm in the webby biz) wherein google is cracking down on sites they think are 'not relevant' - basically giving you this really low rating so your ads don't show. Of course, this means that google doesn't get your money since you don't get clicks or views. Wah-wah-wah. Google + gun = hole in foot

Posted by RiverC at September 26, 2008 6:42 AM

>>was able to hold tightly to the spare change I discovered after taking the cushions off the sofa, in spite of the excruciating rectal pain I was beginning to experience now that Congress was back in session.

This is where I woke up wifey and kiddos laughing.

This is the post you moved from 'good writer' to National Treasure.

That was Menckenesque, and I don't mean that lightly:

If H.L. Mencken was the Bard of Baltimore, I christen thee: *Soothsayer of Seattle*.

Rise, Soothsayer of Seattle and be Recognized!

Drinks are on me at Owl and Thistle next time I'm in town!

Posted by Gray at September 27, 2008 11:57 PM