It Really Is Just This Simple


Posted by JD at September 4, 2008 9:32 PM

More like a 10-second argument in this case, which makes it even better.

Posted by Dr Weevil at September 5, 2008 3:55 AM

Every Democrat ticket since 1984 has featured two lawyers (except for Gore, who dropped out of law school).

The only law school graduates on GOP tickets in the same period were Dole and Quayle.

Posted by Tom L at September 5, 2008 4:17 AM


Posted by Eric Blair at September 5, 2008 7:28 AM

I'm a law school graduate. I used to practice law. If given the option, I *NEVER* vote for a lawyer. I consider it a de facto conflict of interest when a lawyer seeks elective office.

Posted by Bob at September 5, 2008 7:29 AM

It actually is a bigger contrast:

A lawyer married to a lawyer who beat another lawyer married to a lawyer on the bubblehead left....

On the right a war hero married to a great looking woman who owns a beer distributorship....

That's a bubba joke going around here that I've cleaned up a bit...

Posted by Webutante at September 5, 2008 9:52 AM

You have hit the nail on the head, sir.

Posted by Jonathan at September 5, 2008 10:00 AM

The Astute Bloggers was first with this observation:

The following was posted on:

Sunday, August 31, 2008

And it has better jpegs!



" The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers."

Shakespeare; Henry VI, 4.2.59; Butcher to Jack Cade

Well, we mustn't go THAT far. REPEAT: we mustn't go that far!

But I know where Shakespeare's coming from.

Here's the real solution: We just have to STOP putting them into office!

Here's are some old favorite lawyer jokes:

Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?
A. A vampire only sucks blood at night.

Q: Why does California have the most attorneys, and New Jersey have the most toxic waste dumps?
A: New Jersey got first pick.

Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?
A: Lawyers accumulate frequent flyer points.

Q: What's the problem with lawyer jokes?
A: Lawyer's don't think they're funny, and no one else thinks they're jokes.

Remember: Hillary and Edwards are lawyers, too.

But Neither McCain or Palin is a lawyer.



Permalink - Posted by Reliapundit @ 8:07 AM

Posted by reliapundit at September 5, 2008 1:57 PM

Remember, lawyers make a living by taking money from others and keeping lots of it for themselves. They pursue and practice law, not justice. And Obama wants to appoint Justices that decide based on outside influence, popular opinion, and Hollywood standards, not based on our Constitution. So there will be the Supreme Court and Congress to fight against citizens, and only the Executive to represent us citizens. That's legal citizens, not illegals and lawbreakers.

Congress doesn't represent us citizens any more - it represents special interests and influence groups. A message to illegals - become legal citizens or go back to those paradises you left.

Bill, U.S. Army (Retired) who pays proper respect to our U.S. Flag and our Republic, not to the United Nations or some other cause or entity, unlike Sen. Obama, who pays more allegiance to the terrorists than he does to our Republic. He sure doesn't respect individual freedom but neither does that other 'peaceful' religion from which terrorism comes.

Posted by Bill at September 8, 2008 2:13 PM

I love this graphic. May I please post it on my blog? (With a link back of course)!

Posted by NerdMom at September 9, 2008 10:05 PM

all lawyers are lier,s thats why they are lawyers. makes sence to me,lol.

Posted by tony at September 11, 2008 1:10 PM

Litigation (trial lawyers like Edwards, Obama etc.)costs US Healthcare 270 Billion dollars a year!!!

Posted by Ari at October 2, 2008 8:21 PM

Q: Know what happens when you cross a pig and a lawyer?
A: Nothing. There are some things even a pig won't do.

(Told to me by a former lawyer who is a friend. Really.)

Posted by Robohobo at October 2, 2008 9:43 PM

As someone who works all day with lawyers, I have no questions at all!

Posted by Kelly at October 3, 2008 10:29 AM