The Sorry State of After You Say You're Sorry

Well, they both need to suck it up, because this Clintonesque compulsion to apologize is now as fixed in our political heavens as the pole star. Instead, both Henninger and Freeburg need to offer something positive.

Point taken, blogger-friend. Consider my seeking-out & offering of this link as a public service and private penance.

Sorry about my failure to take the initiative on that. Really, really sorry.

By the way, you misspelled my surname. Whatcha gonna do 'bout it? You know the drill.

Posted by Morgan K Freeberg at December 21, 2007 1:00 PM

Oh, yeah? Oh, yeah? Well, listen up you sorry son of a bitch, you can just take this post and.....

(Deep breath)

Okay. I fixed it. And I am truly, deeply sorry about that. But I am sorrier still that your sorry set of parents couldn't even get it together enough to spell friggin FreebUrg correctly. And for that I'm even sorrier for you than I am sorry myself. So sorry if you don't think that's good enough.


Posted by vanderleun at December 21, 2007 1:06 PM

I demand an apology for the time I spent reading that sniviling screed.

Posted by Mikey NTH at December 22, 2007 8:12 AM

Freeberg and van der Leun,

You two are the sorriest bastards I've ever met.

Posted by Alan Kellogg at December 23, 2007 4:14 AM