I Was A Craigslist Woman Seeking Men

Why in the hell is Hillary running a personal ad?

Posted by Mumblix Grumph at September 16, 2007 3:12 PM

Tick... tock...
Tick... tock...

Posted by Mike Beversluis at September 16, 2007 4:26 PM

Mumblix-- That's easy-- she's hoping to attract another Norman Hsu.

Posted by Connecticut Yankee at September 16, 2007 5:13 PM

Your dream date's got nothin' on ME!!!

Posted by Jauhara al Baqarah at September 17, 2007 8:40 AM

Dear Jauhara,
Please not to do that again. EVER!
Thanking you from the bottom of my bleeding eyeballs.

Posted by vanderleun at September 17, 2007 8:58 AM

Dear Jauhara,
My eyes! My eyes!
Where do I send the bill for the coffee soaked keyboard :-)

Posted by mike at September 17, 2007 9:35 AM

That's just fucking sad. The world is so sad. Oh my.

Posted by Eric Blair at September 17, 2007 3:13 PM


Were on the internets did you get a photo of my sister? You have offended me. I refuse to take further notice of you.


Posted by Jephnol at September 17, 2007 3:16 PM

Jeph, I will henceforth visualize you ignoring me.

Posted by Jauhara al Kafirah at September 17, 2007 4:21 PM

I would just like to apologize to Mike, Jephnol, and his leetle sister, and to Sr. Vanderleun for posting that horrible picture. Clearly, that wasn't me....It is my rendition of the Prophet Who Shall Not be Named..PBUH.

Posted by Jauhara al Kafirah at September 17, 2007 6:12 PM

i'm looking for a woman who will marry me i dont care any distance she was any country
at the age of 20 to 40 yrs you are welcome to my mail alfsken2003@yahoo.co.uk i do love u my dear.

Posted by alfred salami kenny at December 21, 2007 6:04 AM

It's Elaine Benes.

B. E. N. E. S you idiot.

Posted by drvannostrom at July 16, 2008 2:21 PM

okay, you slut, i'm on it.

Posted by vanderleun at July 16, 2008 3:06 PM

There ya go: "don't use the word 'Republican'" else you'll be "orbiting the moon."

Is it just too darn easy to make the leap to "moonbat?" No?

Consider the leap made.

Posted by Denny, Alaska at July 16, 2008 3:09 PM

Seriously? They even missed the "puppy dogs turning on a spit" line?

Every time I think people can't get any dumber, they prove me wrong.

Posted by Meryl Yourish at July 16, 2008 4:47 PM

Where did you get your fake French saying, Babelfish?

Posted by will at July 16, 2008 8:30 PM