You have to take a look at Drew Curtis' book "It's Not News, It's Fark".
Not that you don't already know what is going on in the media, but I've not seen it laid out so succinctly as in that book.
Quite true. Of course, the bright bulbs at ABC (and elsewhere) could also choose to highlight Operation Arrowhead Ripper, to show we are finally doing something right (maybe, so far, cross your fingers) and causing a whole bunch of terrorists to have a bad week.
But they can't ever seem to find room for such stories, Paris Hilton or not.
It is all so very, very 9-10.
Twenty year old kid, sweet as can be, and 7 feet tall.
One year to live.
Heart can't support his mass.
Mother's a physician, but couldn't stop it from happening.
Which one's the big news?