William Arkin -- Responsible Crybaby

Gerard, sir.

To compare this cretin Arkin to the lowly cockroach merely insults the roach.

And, lowliness.

May his literary demise make Farenheit 451 as the Ice Age....err....um.... Global Cooling!

Sloop New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by Jim at February 6, 2007 7:57 PM

"Lots of my private email is supportive and understanding"

This may be an opportune time to repost the immortal "Lurkers Support Me in Email":

The Lurkers support me in email
They all think I'm great, don't you know.
You posters just don't understand me
But soon you will reap what you sow.

Lurkers, lurkers, lurkers support me, you'll see, you'll see
Off in e-mail the lurkers support me, you'll see.

The lurkers support me in e-mail
"So why don't they post?" you all cry
They're scared of your hostile intentions
They just can't be as brave as I.


One day I'll round up all my lurkers
We'll have a newsgroup of our own
Without all this flak from you morons
My lurkers will post round my throne.


Posted by jaed at February 7, 2007 12:31 PM