Good grief -- you're related to Michael Moore?Posted by Mary at September 13, 2005 6:57 AM
I would recommend ingestion viewing avoidance, but that's just me.
Posted by Eric Blair at September 13, 2005 10:17 AM
Does he have his own ZIP code?
Does he have his own, noticable gravitational field??Posted by leelu at September 13, 2005 9:00 PM
You could sit him down and show him the opening skit in Monty Python's "Meaning of Life".
Probably wouldn't help, but at least you'd get to watch a Monty Python flic.