Now that I've recovered from a coffee sinus clearing.... just damn!
Brilliant, and would be even funnier if it wasn't so damn close to the truth.
Posted by Jim at June 14, 2005 8:25 AM
Sloop New Dawn
LOL, that would really drive the detainees nuts, wouldn't it? Talk about culture clash...Posted by Patricia at June 14, 2005 12:12 PM
You're going straight to Hell for writing that. And I'm going there with you for reading it, laughing at it, and passing it on.Posted by slimedog at June 14, 2005 12:48 PM
definitely a passer-onner...
When I expressed concern about how MJ might fare in prison, being he is of a delicate nature, my son snorted and reminded me that he didn't have those Black Muslim bodyguards for naught. He'd have been safer in jail than he is even in Neverland...
Michael Jackson is Peter Pan! With the emphasis on his first name, please.Posted by dymphna at June 14, 2005 1:01 PM
Best thing I've read in a long time.Posted by Xixi at June 14, 2005 3:36 PM
wicked , hilarious coffee spewing. I give 5 starsPosted by gordon westergard at June 15, 2005 3:23 AM
wicked indeed....I'm still laughing and shaking my head. You are incorrigble.