While I Was Sleeping I Missed Three Things

Tattoos are actually very useful. They're a shortcut for communication. When I see someone with one, the tattoos say, "Hey. Let's never have a conversation."

Posted by JohnO at February 14, 2005 4:47 PM

I used to feel the same way about tatoos, but then I met a redhead with a tatoo of a bucking bronc and rider peeking up over the back of her Levis.

Hey, I'm just a man. With needs.

Posted by spongeworthy at February 15, 2005 9:52 AM

You are a vile worm and piglet and in need of re-education at the Larry Summers Camp for Dudes.

Posted by Gerard Van Der Leun at February 15, 2005 10:20 AM