Dysfunctional Gift Suggestions

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Posted by Steel Turman at December 15, 2004 9:03 AM

Are they filled with helium? If they're not, as soon as you stop at a light or are caught in stop-and-go traffic the moron behind you will run them over and destroy them underneath the front wheels of his car.

Posted by David Katz at December 15, 2004 9:14 AM

Aren't the missiles pointed the wrong way?

Posted by Cool_1 at December 15, 2004 11:59 AM

can't they flash terse messages as well?

Posted by divabrain at December 15, 2004 12:21 PM

Check out Dan Simmon's novel "Darwin's Blade". Where people hook up rockets to their pickups for fun, with fun consequences.

Posted by tk at December 16, 2004 1:20 PM