2004 SUV Models Announced

Anti SUV - the new KKK.
I would never dream of telling someone else who to marry, where to live or what to drive. I consider it to be the ultimate arrogance to take upon oneself the right to criticize another's choice in so important a choice as a car porchase. This requires someone to assume the divine right of kings for oneself,

Posted by Walter E. Wallis at June 12, 2004 9:47 PM

I wouldn't dream of telling someone what to buy or drive, but I couldn't conceive of having no sense of humor about the situation.

Posted by vanderleun at June 12, 2004 10:14 PM

Sometimes humur is the only thing keeping us sane in this mad, mad world.

Posted by FH at June 12, 2004 10:20 PM

Darky jokes used to be the rage, and burning SUV dealerships as ELF threatened for this weekend takes some of the funny out of it.

Posted by Walter E. Wallis at June 13, 2004 5:57 AM

Okay, now that we've seen the GOP/SUV, I wonder what the Democrats will be driving?

The 2004 Jackass. Options include the braying HillaryHorn, a pair of fuzzy-chad hanging from the mirror, obstructionist brake pedals at all seating positions, and a steering wheel connected to nothing at all.

A five speed progressive transmission made in France is standard. It features one speed forward, and four in reverse.

Be the talk of your neighborhood. Your friends can't wait to yell out; "Hey, look at that Jackass!".

And no matter who'd driving, they'll always be right.

The 2004 Jackass. Soon to be recalled at a voting booth near you!

Sloop New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by Jim at June 13, 2004 9:10 AM

I understand your point of view, Mr. Wallis, but I also think that not everything has a political edge to it. If, for example, you follow the link to the item above, it points to a photoshop contest where people are asked to use the image of elephants. The image itself is quite cleverly made by using a Porsche image as a base.

To paraphrase Sigmund Freud, "Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar."

[First person to post a crack about Monica Lewinsky gets their knuckels rapped by Big Nurse.]

Posted by Gerard Van der Leun at June 13, 2004 12:47 PM

Walter E. Wallis should be tied to the back of the elephant XJR, and dragged through the streets like the wailing, consumerist baby-man he truly is. Grow up and take some freakin' responsibility for the world you live in.

Posted by Chimp Chucker at November 2, 2004 10:32 PM