"April Fools has come and passed, / And we're the biggest fools at last."


Posted by ghostsniper at April 1, 2015 2:32 PM

It's no shiny dog, but it'll do.

Posted by Casey Klahn at April 1, 2015 3:38 PM

I once had to leave a lecture hall for fear of jumping on stage and beating Jeff Koons into a senseless pulp. I literally felt my body standing up on its own, fists clenched and teeth grinding. My wife's cool voice of reason was the only thing that stopped the rage. I had to walk around outside until the anger subsided.

I am a professional artist and I have worked like a cottonfield Negro my entire life in order to make a middle-class living. Meanwhile this charlatan and fraud rakes in the bucks by the million and the adoration of the crowds as well.

Any world in which Koons is a rich and succesful artist is a world in which Justice cannot and does not exist.

Bring on the cleansing Asteroid. Komm, süßer Tod.

Posted by B Lewis at April 1, 2015 9:07 PM

The guy's an asshole. He needs a good hard punch in the face.

I wonder what gestures he'd end up making with him spitting teeth like Chiclets.

Celebrate Assholes Get a Punch in the Face Day.

Posted by chasmatic at April 1, 2015 10:32 PM

Those that believe in settled science undoubtedly believe in settled art.

Posted by indyjonesouthere at April 2, 2015 9:52 AM

You're all fools, now give me your money for my crap.

Posted by Sam L. at April 2, 2015 2:03 PM