Comments: Vote Early and Vote Often

I hear they’re thinking about a midget, hermaphrodite, bisexual, Muslim, anarchist, half Black South African half light skinned Nicaraguan, former MS13 member who likes to compost, survived Ebola and once saved a baby polar bear from a killer whale with just a toothbrush.


Posted by Lands’nGrooves at February 9, 2015 10:11 AM

Clark Kent.

Posted by Bill Harris at February 9, 2015 10:20 AM

How about Al Sharpton? Oh you said news READER, sorry I guess that disqualifies him.

Posted by tripletap at February 9, 2015 3:07 PM

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