In the Generalisimo Francisco Franco Wing of a French Military Hospital

M. Le Docteur: ...So, do you want to go back to my place?

Mr. Hamas: I thought you'd never ask.

Posted by FH at November 7, 2004 3:04 PM

Yes, that's how it struck me, too. Points to you for saying it first.

Posted by Dave Schuler at November 7, 2004 3:52 PM

Thank you very much for making me laugh so hard that I spit my tea all over the monitor!

Posted by Deborah Koppit at November 7, 2004 4:22 PM

Arafat is "sleeping" the same way armadillos "sleep" by the side of every highway in the southwest. It's just a flesh-wound!
I hope that bastard is puching up daisies soon.

Posted by JJ at November 7, 2004 6:32 PM

Arafat is "sleeping" the same way armadillos "sleep" by the side of every highway in the southwest. It's just a flesh-wound!
I hope that bastard is puching up daisies soon.

Posted by JJ at November 7, 2004 6:32 PM

Arafat is "sleeping" the same way armadillos "sleep" by the side of every highway in the southwest. It's just a flesh-wound!
I hope that bastard is pushing up daisies soon.

Posted by JJ at November 7, 2004 6:33 PM

"Pining for the fjords?!! Palestine doesn't have fjords!"

"Eet does now. Ze Israelis and zeir bulldozers, zey are tres fast..."

Posted by P.A. Breault at November 7, 2004 6:54 PM

I was going to do that bit, too, but I couldn't remember enough dialogue and was too lazy to look it up.

I have run a Weekend Update, though -- This just in . . . Arafat is Not Dead Yet. This also just in. Generalissimo Franco is still dead.

Posted by mark at November 7, 2004 10:33 PM

God I love Python.

Now you've got to get a dead Arafat to visit the Office of Silly Walks...

Semper Fi,
Capt Smythe

Posted by Capt Smythe at November 8, 2004 6:05 AM

We need to get this Arafat death thing over with, but first, the numbers to his secret bank accounts must be extracted from him somehow.

Once that's done, they can put a pillow over his face and have Michael Moore sit on it.

Posted by Roderick Reilly at November 8, 2004 7:55 AM

I'm watching the Suha thing. Its like Thackeray said: "Since the days of Adam, there has been hardly a mischief done in this world but a woman has been at the bottom of it."

Heh.

Posted by Eric Blair at November 8, 2004 7:57 AM

Well, it's an ex-Arafat what we got now, I guess

Posted by radley at November 8, 2004 10:33 AM

So Suha was the one who stole the billions? And I thought she was only a minor league opportunist.

Posted by CGK at November 11, 2004 7:11 AM

Pining for the wadis

Posted by Derick at November 11, 2004 3:46 PM