Couldn't Happen to a Nicer Town

I think I'll add a little gasoline to this little bonfire of yours, Gerard...

www . youtube . com/watch?v=Adgx9wt63NY

The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire, We don't need no water let the m**f**r burn,

Burn m**f**r burn.

Posted by Cond011 at November 8, 2014 11:16 PM

Burn down the grocery stores in your neighborhood so the First Lady can proclaim it a "food desert" and send federal funds.

Posted by Craig at November 9, 2014 2:45 AM

"When Blacks riot, neighborhoods burn. When Whites riot, continents burn."

We're all getting tired of the threats: "If we don't get what we want we're gonna ..."

I say — bring it. Bring it on baby.

All these People of Color, they want to live in places like Detroit? We won't stop them; put up a fence around places like Ferguson so we don't disturb them and let them have at it.

Posted by chasmatic at November 9, 2014 5:53 AM

@chas: "Escape From New York City" !

Here's a better idea, expensive, fast, permanent.
Print 1000 of these 24"x24" signs on heavy corrugated plastic stock and mount them to posts at all major highway/street intersections through out Ferguson:


All criminals will be shot on sight.


Posted by ghostsniper at November 9, 2014 9:32 AM

Rules 7-9 can be summarized as, 'Allow the rioting to get well organized and underway before intervening.'

Posted by Howard Nelson at November 9, 2014 9:32 AM

That should say *inexpensive*.

Posted by ghostsniper at November 9, 2014 9:33 AM

ghost: I like the idea, the signs. Still, I'd favor the isolate and contain strategy.
Would keep everybody where we can see 'em. At least during daytime hours.

Posted by chasmatic at November 9, 2014 9:43 AM

They've been threatening for some time to riot if the verdict of Officer Wilson is found to be 'not guilty'.

There have been various interviews of rioters who said they did not live there yet came to break stuff.

There have been various interviews of rioters who enjoyed the looting and rioting.

...and now they have a 'list of rules' for law enforcement?

These are not law abiding citizens but a mob bent on mayhem. I say up hold the law and buckle up as this really is going to be a clash between Law and Chaos and I place a BIG part of the blame on the media for exacerbating hatreds and tensions with in these groups bent on feeding their hate and looting, destruction, and mayhem.

Congratulations Mainstream Media, you've got your 'war'.

Posted by Cond011 at November 9, 2014 1:42 PM

Thanks Gerard. As usual you nailed it, with humor.
If it weren't for the real pain done by in the cribs thugz, and the imported thugz, and I am including the self-importing wannabe islamojihadi berzerkly trust fund kids, with the hair-extender resellers driving down from St Louis with the last of their gas moneu before the next EBT transfer hits,

I'd add in the snarky comment "who's got the popcorn?"

All I'm gonna say is Occupy Wall St. And Trayvon. And Detroit. Not that it matters to the Progtard Cult, or the Journolistas. Gotta have meat to feed the dogs, as the marketers and PR pros say...

Posted by RLC2 at November 9, 2014 1:58 PM

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Posted by duh at November 9, 2014 2:11 PM

The police's response should be: "We'll do you one better. Starting an hour before the decision is announced, and for 96 hours thereafter, we won't enter Ferguson for any reason. No cops, no ambulances, no firemen. Have a nice day."

Posted by Tired of this crap at November 9, 2014 2:18 PM

A clever grand jury would wait until Thursday evening to announce. Cold weather's coming, a high of 36 dropping down to 23 at night. It ain't gonna be a long hot winter.

Posted by mike anderson at November 9, 2014 4:45 PM

Peaceful protest is one thing, but rioters should be met with force. I'd recommend snipers to take down the rabble-rousers, followed up by automatic weapons fire from pre-situated emplacements. 30mm chain gun fire from helicopters would also be a help. There's nothing like a hundred dead bodies with blood running in the gutters to make a mob think twice.

Of course, that won't happen. No matter what the circumstances, the Angry Negro must not be offended, disrespected, or denied. The cops are going to stand there and watch the rats burn it all down, and I'm going to laugh. Is this what we've come to in America -- rape, riot, anything but (shudder) r-r-racism!

Bull Conner, come home. All is forgiven.

There won't be any riot in my neighborhood. That's a 1,375 fps guarantee.

Posted by Shibes Meadow at November 9, 2014 6:44 PM

@Shibes, if the cops are going to just watch they can do that from the comfort and safety of their own living room couches and and save the cost of their salaries borne by the taxpayers.

Posted by ghostsniper at November 9, 2014 8:36 PM

post-Zimmerman verdict, the Blacks promised much but delivered little. Also, local St. Louis Red Princess Anna Baltzer is currently in Israel, helping the Palestinians pick olives. So I'm not expecting much rumble. Still, one can hope

Posted by WiseCaveOwl at November 10, 2014 12:21 AM

Apparently it never occurred to the protesters to issue and try to enforce ROEs applicable to themselves. They evidently don't understand that protester behavior will determine which, if any actions police take.

Posted by BillH at November 10, 2014 9:02 AM

I'd be curious to see a tally of what the damages and the cost to business this manufactured event has been so far. It appears that the Governor is in on the Obama/Holder/Soros faction, but surely there must be politicians in the vicinity that are unpleased by the riots. What a great campaign tool, "Nixon chose riots over his job duties"

Posted by Will at November 10, 2014 9:11 AM

Riot, the unbeatable high. Tomorrow you're homeless, but tonight it's a blast.

Posted by Harry at November 10, 2014 4:53 PM