So what you're saying is; in that first picture Mike isn't wearing a wig?
It must be incredibly depressing for Mooch to look in the mirror and compare herself to the photoshopped "picture" and realize just how horribly unattractive she is. Proof, once again, that a sow's ear can never expect to become any kind of purse.
The arms! They gave her lady arms! That alone probably took half a gigawatt...
You could roast a pig on the heat exhaust from a supercomputer. Don't come crying to me when the glaciers melt because you were trying to make Michelle O look like Jackie O.
And no wonder! For Satan himself transforms himself into an angel of light. 2 Cor 11:14