CBS Announces Dan Rather's Replacement

Best laugh of the day. Well, this and the quote by Bob Lee of CBS. Good job!

Posted by Joan of Argghh! at September 27, 2004 2:15 PM

Note: Last I checked, Bill had more viewers than Dan did. He wouldn't want Dan's job.

Posted by FH at September 27, 2004 5:48 PM


Posted by Harvey at September 28, 2004 5:03 AM

Reasons why Kerry should NOT be elected as President:

1) This would be part of his White House staff:

Chief of Staff: Mary Mapes
National Security Advisor: Osama Bin Laden
Press Secretary: Michael Moore
Head Speech Writer: Dan Rather
Environmental Protection Agency: Robert Downey Jr.
Office of Management and Budget Director: Kenneth Lay
United States Trade Representative: Cheech Marin
Office of National Drug Control Policy: Tommy Chong
(New) Office of National Ketchup: Teresa Heinz Kerry
(New) Office of Forged Documents: Joe Lockhart
(New) Office of Just Plain Stupidity: Hillary Clinton

2) This would be his cabinet:

Secretary of Agriculture: Manuel Noriega
Secretary of Commerce: Ted (bootleg) Kennedy
Secretary of Defense: Bill Burkett
Secretary of Education: Mary Kay Letourneau
Secretary of Energy: Theodore Kaczynski
Secretary of Health and Human Services: Roger Clinton
Secretary of Homeland Security: Abu Musab al-Zarqawi
Secretary of Housing & Urban Development: Martha Stewart
Secretary of the Interior: David Berkowitz
Department of Justice: Lyndie England
Secretary of Labor: Heidi Fleiss
Secretary of State: Jacques Chirac
Secretary of Transportation: Ralph Nader
Secretary of Treasury: Arthur Andersen
Secretary of Veterans Affairs: Jane Fonda

Keep left - you will have a head on collision - Keep right - you will be fine. A Vote for Bush is a vote for our Country. A vote for Kerry will lead us into anarchy.

Posted by lil BB at September 28, 2004 7:30 AM