World Order: Seeking to Answer the Eternal Question; "The Japanese. Nuked Too Much or Not Enough?"

I came by to find something that might help with my incurable insomnia.

Posted by Jewel at July 27, 2014 1:34 AM

Too little would be if they still show vital signs. Flatline is the goal.

Too much is when they put on rubber suits and stomp around like Godzilla, crushing scale model cities made with popsicle sticks.

Excess is when they glow in the dark even when it ain't dark out.

There are no bantam chickens in Japan.

Posted by chasmatic at July 27, 2014 5:30 AM

Okay, "not enough".

Posted by Ray Van Dune at July 27, 2014 7:48 AM

The suited guys at top appear surprised that they each have 3 nipples on the left side.
Is this unusual or does it come with the suit?

Posted by Howard Nelson at July 27, 2014 8:00 AM

I find them amusing. No problem.

Posted by pbird at July 27, 2014 8:45 AM

@Howard: Unfortunately not much information has been gathered on this group of men in suits, or "Japanese" as they are called.
Their origins are on a small island off the coast of Japan where for centuries a select breed of men in suits has been developed to carry on the traditions.
Our agents, posing as tourists, were able to take what few photos exist of this group. It is of note that the foliage in which they are lurking is totally artificial in accordance with a national ban on real plants. The government cites oxygen levels as the cause.
The second photo is of interest because the entire urban backdrop for these "Japanese" is made out of popsicle sticks, including the streetcars.

Posted by chasmatic at July 27, 2014 11:10 AM

Yeah, but them girls are about as cute as it gets. And they often grow up to be breathtaking.

Many of life's problems are solvable with a "Mute" button.

Posted by Rob De Witt at July 27, 2014 2:04 PM

Ah, Rob, you always did have an eye for the frails. These gals are from the island next door.

Posted by chasmatic at July 27, 2014 5:30 PM

I'm past my sixth decade. This sort of stuff, as chasmatic says, is made tolerable with the mute button engaged. However, for some reason I liked the second one. Especially early on when they are out on the steet. Watch the people not the actors.

Posted by Larry Geiger at July 28, 2014 6:44 AM

NWO rocks, they are ZZTop and Kraftwerk rolled into one.

Posted by Nothing at July 29, 2014 2:17 PM

The "Association" on steroids?

Posted by Don Rodrigo at July 31, 2014 2:02 PM