"Tonight, tonight, won't be just any night!"

I believe this affair also stated $10,000 per person or $32,000 per couple.

His whole administration is unfit to govern.

Posted by Grace at July 23, 2014 6:13 PM

That is a satire. Isn't it?

Posted by Fat Man at July 23, 2014 6:16 PM

You may not know this, but there are things that gnaw at a man worse than dyin'.

Posted by chasmatic at July 23, 2014 10:04 PM

Ebola, anthrax, giant insects from another galaxy, a plague of shit-eating rats, any of these would suit them.
I'd settle for Madam LeFarge and her knitting needles in the shadows of the guillotine.

Posted by chasmatic at July 24, 2014 8:32 AM

There was a king reigned in the East: There, when kings will sit to feast, They get their fill before they think With poisoned meat and poisoned drink. He gathered all that springs to birth From the many-venomed earth; First a little, thence to more, He sampled all her killing store; And easy, smiling, seasoned sound, Sate the king when healths went round. They put arsenic in his meat And stared aghast to watch him eat; They poured strychnine in his cup And shook to see him drink it up: They shook, they stared as white’s their shirt: Them it was their poison hurt. –I tell the tale that I heard told. Mithridates, he died old. ~ A.E. Housman

Posted by Casca at July 29, 2014 1:04 PM