Gotham Gazette: Monday Mayhem Edition

I enclosed a check for the total amount due, wrote right on the bill stub with a Sharpie: Cancel service immediately, all equipment has been disconnected and disposed of.

That was 2 years ago to Dish network.
They're still begging us via mail to come back.
It ain't gonna happen.

Life's too short and valuable to play games with retards.

Posted by ghostsniper at July 21, 2014 6:35 PM

Baryon asymmetry --
Clearly things are not what they seem, nor are they otherwise [from some Buddhist tract]. But they may be an expression of the infinite human stupidity of which Albert Einstein opined.

Posted by Howard Nelson at July 22, 2014 3:48 PM