So Obama, Biden, Holder, Reid, Pellosi, McCain, Jerry Brown, Hillary, and Bill are just standing around in a field talking when....

Just a tad extreme, but a man's gotta have a dream, right?

Posted by vanderleun at June 28, 2014 4:14 PM

You'd have to salt that field; even the jackals would avoid it.

Not extreme Gerard. I'd say that is the lumberjack's version of a punch in the face.

Posted by chasmatic at June 28, 2014 4:55 PM

If Tyrannosaurs were vegetarian they would be like that.

Posted by chuck at June 28, 2014 5:17 PM

The main battle tank of World War Z

Posted by Umbriel at June 28, 2014 8:45 PM

Where do I apply for that job?

Posted by Daniel K Day at June 29, 2014 12:32 AM

If the Fargo screenplay had been written by Sam Peckinpah, that thing would have been the wood chipper. And entire villages would have vanished.

Posted by Joel at June 29, 2014 6:41 AM

Never saw an instant sawdust machine before...

Posted by Sam L. at June 29, 2014 9:09 AM

It sure works well for knocking down the brush and trees. I wonder if it would work on wood frame buildings or things other than trees.
There are some yootoob vids on shredders, one big enough to shred a VW beetle.
I can't figure out how they would save or collect any of it so I reckon it is just a waster.
Joel: Tarantino would have gone wild with it too.

Posted by chasmatic at June 29, 2014 11:53 AM

" Joel: Tarantino would have gone wild with it too."

Yeah, but before it appeared in its scene there'd be 15 minutes where nothing much happened, which was supposed to be suspenseful but was really just talking. Then I'd go to the fridge for a beer and miss the part with the chipper. This would prejudice me against Tarantino. Again. More than I already am.

Posted by Joel at June 29, 2014 12:00 PM


Posted by Casey Klahn at June 29, 2014 12:26 PM

Is this how they are going to "rehab" Detroit?

Posted by indyjonesouthere at June 29, 2014 1:17 PM

Can I get one of those to mount on the front of my car?

Posted by BlogDog at June 30, 2014 6:32 AM

I love the smell of splitting lumber in the morning.

Posted by Chip Woods, Jr. at June 30, 2014 2:05 PM

I think that you could do with some pics to drive the message home a little bit, but other than that, this is great blog. A great read. I will certainly be back.

Posted by at July 7, 2014 12:20 PM