What could go wrong?
Maybe a few openly gay, or cross dressing delegates to Africa? Because they take "IN YOUR FACE, just because I passed the Gay-qualification for appointee," with a stack of old tires.
How about we put up a few woman as figureheads of diplomacy, and affairs of state, with the nice folks with middle eastern respect for anything a woman has to say, because, you know... strong, independent, intellectual, seasoned, Title IX, Affirmative Action reinterpretation vagina.
I think Kerry is so damn smart he ought to do more himself. Live for extended periods in the Mideast or wherever.
Take his family with him, especially the Ketchup Queen.
"His hair was perfect! "
Rosie O'Donuts would be an excellent choice for ambassador to Iran. Richard Simmonds is perfect for Ambassador to Libya; Brian Boitano to Egypt. Put Kerry in a Harlequin outfit so that he can flit down the aisles with them.
Obama's dream come true from his time of messages by Frank Davis.Posted by Vermont Woodchuck at June 24, 2014 5:48 AM
Just think…..this ass clown wanted to be the potus.Posted by Jack at June 24, 2014 6:30 AM
What's even worse, Jack, is that 59,028,444 people voted for this traitor. I think that up until 2004, that may have been the highest total votes recorded for a Presidential candidate, with one exception of course . . .Posted by Punditarian at June 24, 2014 7:42 AM
I changed my mind. He and his family ought to line up for a good hard punch in the face.
After which they will be installed on river boat patrol much as how he did back in the Nam when he won all those medals dishonorably.
Their tour of duty will be Niggeria.
For as we know, it's really important that the government care about what's between your knees and what you do in your bedroom. Or bath house. Or alley. Whatever.Posted by OldFert at June 24, 2014 9:28 AM
It is well said that it is impossible to distinquish between incompetence and malice, but I would assign Obama malice and Kerry incompetence.
One could say that Kerry is the most empty vessel in politics, but the competition is just too stiff. Still, he is amazing, always was. His incompetence is not the ordinary incompetence of poor preparation or bad habits but radiates from the center of his brain. But Kerry, Obama, Hillary, and Dead Ted, that's who we are, it can't be denied.Posted by james wilson at June 24, 2014 10:10 AM
I looked Niggeria up on google maps and it shows it is in Detroit, but there is no river with that name.Posted by ghostsniper at June 24, 2014 10:18 AM
John Kerry popularized the KGB's line in Senate hearings, slandering US fighting men while wearing his uniform. He secretly met with North Vietnamese officials in Paris while still in the active reserve. I don't think those actions were incompetent, I think they were malicious treason.Posted by Punditarian at June 24, 2014 11:15 AM
Actually I think his actions were treasonable and probably actionable. Apart from that he is a well dressed, bed hopping dolt!Posted by JimJam at June 24, 2014 2:40 PM
He would look real good swinging from that tie.
Up on Traitor Hill
ghost: Niggeria is on the Coon River.Posted by chasmatic at June 24, 2014 9:25 PM