Candidate Hill[Because Vagina!]ary is doing just fine!

Hideous Witch
I hope she trips on her Wizard Sleeve

Posted by Lazlo at June 13, 2014 5:57 PM

Doesn't look like the ho in this picture:

Time hasn't been kind to that witch.

Posted by ghostsniper at June 13, 2014 7:34 PM

That is the funniest thing I've seen! Why can't conservatives come up with that stuff? Do we and just don't get the recognition (repetition) or are we just humorless?

Posted by markus at June 13, 2014 8:19 PM

We're gonna be laughing just like we did in '08 and again in '12 when the half-breed faggot was in the race.

For those of us still depending on the electoral process to bail us out think: 51%.

For those of us that want results, think: burning down the house.

Posted by chasmatic at June 13, 2014 8:56 PM

Wow, it's feeling kind of tense around here...

Posted by markus at June 13, 2014 9:08 PM

Naah, it's just the local fire breathers. The puzzle for you is, which, if any, are the DOJ-sent trolls? Moscow Rules, baby!

Posted by John A. Fleming at June 13, 2014 9:25 PM

Man, if you didn't already know it, this oughta do it for ya: progratrixes are dog-breath cccrrraaazzy! The Hag can't even wait a decent amount of time after her multiple visits to the butcher's and the rejuvy acid vats.

And she's still got that severe double vision thing going from the head-bop when her motorcade got blown up by the jihadis. How's she gonna read the teleprompter?

So, Mr. and Mrs, American Voter, you picked the limp-wristed Usurper and his three beards twice now, and what'd it getcha? Not good enough results for you, huh? This time, you're gonna double down and go with the Insane Grasping Hag! Yah! That's the ticket!

Posted by John A. Fleming at June 13, 2014 9:48 PM

John A Fleming: Trolls? Here in Gerard's site? Nah, that's just a rumor put out by some of his disgruntled commenters to stifle free expression. Mind you, I have witnessed a few Wurzel Zverge but you can spot them by the misspelled words.

Alex, I'll choose canines for five hundred:

We can see where Hillary needs her rabies shots, maybe the heartworm too;

Chelsea? They shoulda drowned her in the rain barrel;

Coulter, she doesn't seem to age, thanks to DuPont, and although she's past litter-bearing she is still has fangs;

Lassie, now there's an example what a dog should be. How can you not love a dog named "Pal"?

James Bland perhaps said it best in his immortal ballad:

ev'ry time I come to town
the boys keep kickin' my dawg aroun';
makes no diff'rence if he is a houn',
they gotta quit kickin' my dawg aroun'.

Posted by chasmatic at June 14, 2014 8:49 AM

Fleming: DOJ trolls? Really? do you think if Leviathan was interested in this or any other blog site they would slip trolls in? What could they accomplish, entrap me into saying something like:

"It's like being in Caligula's Rome. A half breed faggot of dubious provenance on the throne and toadying grifters running the place. You gotta forgive me, I'm not well ... sometimes I think I've seen too much. I wish Putin had grown up in Boise."

Uh? Any of my comments, trite or profound, clever or foolish, are probably recorded someplace by some NSA/Google/WTF agency. Just think, me and about four billion others will have our words saved for posterity.

Wurzel Zverge are the dwarves that live under the roots of the big trees in the Black Forest. It is said they steal young children and sell them to the Gypsies.

Posted by chasmatic at June 14, 2014 9:32 PM