Feuilleton du Jour Thursday

No, the iPad isn't cursed by having a picture of a lake. It's just cursed by having to use iTunes.

Posted by Mumblix Grumph at June 12, 2014 5:04 AM

Ew. What a thing to look at first thing in the morning....

Posted by pbird at June 12, 2014 5:46 AM

Those donuts'd go good with grits and lotsa bad coffee (the nastiest shitcha can find).

Meanwhile, everything else is unraveling as planned. What they are not mentioning about that lake is that it holds restorative powers. During the appropriate time in the lunar cycle, tribe members and their friends gather on the shore and light candles. As they walk into the waters the candles remain lit to guide their path from profane to blessed. a phenomenon recently observed has the pilgrims reverse-aging as they become one with the Spirit of the Waters. It is said that the sounds of babies wailing emanates from those who overstay their welcome.

Posted by chasmatic at June 12, 2014 6:29 AM