Queen FTOUS: The First Tranny of the United States


Posted by Leslie at June 16, 2014 10:51 AM

Perfect. Just perfect.

Posted by Mike James at June 16, 2014 11:10 AM

I'd say he's a handsome woman, but he's not even a good looking man.

Posted by Jewel at June 16, 2014 11:21 AM

All this time I had considered Michelle to be Barack’s beard. Now I see that he/she is really Barack’s catamite. Or the other way around.

Posted by Mike Austin at June 16, 2014 11:52 AM

So, the French Ambassador (I think, I recall he was a French diplomat) who referred to Moochle as "a flat chested she ape" was mistaken?

Posted by jpintx at June 16, 2014 2:04 PM

Nothing manly explains those hips, however. No amount of hormones can broaden the pelvis like that. Only babies can.

Posted by Joan of Argghh! at June 16, 2014 6:54 PM

Queer, straight, trans, sideways, up and down, pick a bail a cotton, Beautiful Zelda from Galaxy Four, any which way you slice it they are toxic.

They need to be purged by fire and brimstone, excised like the malignant-gone-metastatic cancer that they are.

We should send them over to Iraq or to that creep in Ethiopia, they know how to deal with folks that won't bend to their will.

Too bad we don't have extreme prejudice sanctions in place. Targets of opportunity, STK.

Posted by chasmatic at June 16, 2014 11:36 PM

I still say "she" is just NBA star Patrick Ewing in a dress.

Posted by Scott M at June 16, 2014 11:59 PM

It shouldn't be said that Mike is more disgusting than Hillary. If I had but one lay to give for my country I would choose Mike and then shoot myself, Hillary I would shoot myself first and screw the country.

Posted by james wilson at June 17, 2014 12:37 AM

Hey James: paradigm shift here — shoot them both and live to fight another day.
It would be so easy: lay out a path of ribs and chicken wings, get them in a clearing
and as they bend to pick up the bait, BaBAM (double tap).

Posted by chasmatic at June 17, 2014 12:50 AM

Correct.....excessive sitting on that ass will grow child bearing hips, even on men....and there is nothing manly about it. Excessive sitting also effects the mind to where men start thinking like lady-boys.

Get off that ass and go get something done, NOW!

Posted by ghostsniper at June 17, 2014 6:27 AM

I like the French ambassador's alleged comment…."a flat chested she ape…."

These days I like to refer to them as "silverbacks". That word is appropriate for most if not all black "women", including and especially the late and highly overhyped Maya Angelou.

Posted by jack at June 17, 2014 7:04 AM

Ahoy ghost: seems like the nature of the commenters has shifted.
Perhaps the punch in the face paradigm is too tough for them?
Ah well, the weak always fall to the rear.

Posted by chasmatic at June 17, 2014 7:23 PM

Works. Obama's the first transexual woman-to-man president.

Posted by David at June 17, 2014 8:25 PM

@chas, I'm starting to think there's something in the water, or maybe the air.

One thing for certain, a good old fashioned PITF followed up by a stout BITA always knocks it right out of em.

Posted by ghostsniper at June 17, 2014 8:27 PM

ghost: you talkin' my kinda talk.
A lot of these commenters think meat comes from the grocery store, all wrapped up in plastic.
They never smelled fresh blood flowing, or rotting flesh. They as soft as a sneaker fulla shit.
We can show them ... but we can't show them much without they faint.
Click on the water article, check out what this Fletcher Christian is like.
Like a man with a paper asshole.

Posted by chasmatic at June 17, 2014 11:40 PM

Boy oh boy, this jerseys commenter is cruisin' for a bruisin'.

Celebrate Assholes Get a Punch in the Face Day.

Posted by chasmatic at June 18, 2014 7:43 AM

My uncle's name was Louie Lozko. We all called him "Letsgo Lozko".
He raised bantam chickens. Award-winning bantam chickens.
None of his chickens were queer.

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Posted by Aaliyah at June 28, 2014 9:40 AM

whole of the UK but of course most of our work is in London .

Posted by test gscraper at June 29, 2014 8:32 AM