she wasnt always oldPosted by bruce garrett at July 20, 2013 12:54 PM
To the tune of She'll Be Coming Round the Mountain
She was comin' round the mountain doin' 90.
When the chain on her motorcycle broke.
They found her in the graaaaass,
with two mufflers up her aaaaass,
and her tit were playing Wipeout on the spokes!
Old camp songs never die.Posted by Casca at July 20, 2013 11:45 PM
Who disinterred Buddy Rich? He looks better than he did just before he croaked!Posted by Frank P at July 21, 2013 10:58 AM
Reminds me of my Nana. She partied until the night she passed away. Her boyfriend rolled over in the morning to find her dead beside him. I still have her billiards trophy.Posted by Don Rodrigo at July 22, 2013 12:15 PM