Why We Win! Prancercise: "Let's Stop Talking and do some walking!"

I wonder what sort of network you have for post ideas? There must be a lot of drunks out there that e-mail you in the middle of the night.

Some of them are no doubt very strange. I would like to see the search term that brought you or your friend to Prancercise.

But the part that separates the men from the boys in the blogging world is this: I couldn't watch all the way through that video. I skipped and caught maybe an overall 30 seconds. You probably had the steely nerve to watch the whole thing, then say to yourself, "I wonder if she's written a book?" And then you went to Amazon.

I am in awe.

Posted by Mike at May 29, 2013 11:26 AM

Try that in my neighborhood, and the cops will pick you up and have you put away. But you may have plenty of time to practice at the sanatorium once the sedation wears off.

Posted by Fausta at May 29, 2013 11:30 AM

Joanna graduated Westchester Community College with an Associates in Science degree and attended The University of Miami School of Nursing. She went on to graduate Florida Atlantic University receiving a Bachelor's degree in Health Services. She Subsequently worked as a Social Worker for the State of Florida for several years and then a Realtor. Joanna took some "time-out" to create her Prancercise®Program in 1989 as well as the video Funky Punky's Prancercise Program ,which she copyrighted . Shortly thereafter ,she founded the Vegetarian Advocate's Group educating people on the health and planetary benefits of this discipline. She finished and copyrighted her book Prancercise®:The Art of Physical and Spiritual Excellence as an unpublished manuscript in 1994. Ms. Rohrback went on to facilitate a Food Addictions Support group and organized and ran the Citizen's for Democracy Group.

Whoda thunkit?

Posted by Rob De Witt at May 29, 2013 11:42 AM

Mike, I monitor many distant early warning systems and pick out only the most lethal virals coming over the pole.

Prancercise shall, I predict, go viral if indeed it has not already done so.

Wait a bit.... Yup.... a 24 hour limited google search shows that these mentions are trending up...

Posted by vanderleun at May 29, 2013 11:47 AM

Better than Gangnam style!

Posted by Sam L. at May 29, 2013 11:52 AM

Give it a few months and the Harpy Nagging Network will start running stories on the net that if only the crowd of worthless, do-nothing, always disappointing men would expand their mind and do this exercise they would find themselves in demand by 40-ish man-hating GrrlPower womyn. Then we'll be treated to a parade of 'flamboyant' wedding planners that can confirm the instant woman magnet you will become once you through off your retrograde sexual identity.

Posted by Scott M at May 29, 2013 12:12 PM

I'm mighty a-feared that my hip bones'll slosh outta their sockets.

Posted by Jewel at May 29, 2013 12:32 PM

I am kind of in awe too. And I'm going to make a cheap shot. WTF those pants. I am embarrassed to watch this thing and I am an old lady too.

Posted by pbird at May 29, 2013 3:15 PM

I don't get the camel toe part. Required? Optional? What's the story?

Posted by Lance de Boyle at May 29, 2013 3:19 PM

Don't let Nanny Bloomberg see this.
Prancercise will be required of all New Yorkers.
"Put down that Super Size and Prancercise!!"

Posted by Uncle Jefe at May 29, 2013 3:32 PM

With a government grant, she could make that walk very silly indeed.

Posted by Mike James at May 29, 2013 7:13 PM

Hey Lady, the 80s called and they want their earrings and hairdo back.

Goodness, those pants are inappropriate no matter what age and shape you are.

That was painful, even just scanning it.

Posted by pdwalker at May 29, 2013 7:18 PM

She looks horribly frail. Anorexic.

Posted by Jewel at May 29, 2013 9:33 PM

Proof that even a straight woman can be gay.

Posted by Brett_McS at May 30, 2013 12:00 AM

Forget the exercise, the book cover is a work of genius.

Posted by chuck at May 30, 2013 7:26 AM

There is nothing better than a grass-fed Prancerciser.

Posted by edaddy at May 30, 2013 8:06 AM

Is this what a bad acid trip is like??

Posted by Flannelputz at May 30, 2013 4:16 PM

Flannelputz, yeh pretty much but with better colors...and trails, most times the monsters arent that scary though.

Posted by Dave J at May 31, 2013 11:49 AM

"There is nothing better than a grass-fed Prancerciser."

Flannelputz, if you undersytand that you will want to make her yours.

Posted by vanderleun at May 31, 2013 6:38 PM

That cameltoe...

Posted by Michael at August 9, 2013 6:34 PM