"West Virginia, Mount Your Mama. Padded Bra!"


"Sweet Slips Of the Ear: Mondegreens" By Pamela LiCalzi O'Connell on April 09, 1998


References website Kissedthisguy dot com which has a database of mondegreens.

Posted by Fat Man at November 1, 2012 2:17 PM

I made this item a separate comment because your software freaks out if I put more than one URL in a comment.

But, I got to say it anyway.

I hated John Denver and I clapped and cheered when his airplane crashed. I hated "Country Roads (Take Me Home, West Virginia)" with a passion, but (there are a lot of buts in this comment) there is fabulous version by Jamacian group Toots & the Maytals who did a reggae version:

Almost heaven, West Jamaica
True ridge mountains, shining down the river
All my friends there, older than those ridge
Younger than the mountains, blowing like a breeze

Country roads take me home
To the place I belong
West Jamaica, my ol' momma
Take me home country roads

It is a terrific song:


Posted by Fat Man at November 1, 2012 2:47 PM

The real lyrics to Mannfred Mann's "Blinded By The Might" which was a scathing criticism of Obama's apology tour, BTW

Blinded by the might
BOWS DOWN like a douche
Another royal in his sight

Posted by Callmelennie at November 1, 2012 3:03 PM

Okay, I completely lost it at "tied to machines that make me pee". I desperately needed some 13yo humor tonight.. Thanks so much for this!

Posted by RedCarolina at November 1, 2012 8:02 PM

Don't forget The Eagle's Flys in the vaseline! (Life in the fast lane)

Posted by Frito at November 3, 2012 10:38 PM

"This is the downing of a plate of asparagus, a plate of asparagussssssss. Asparagusssss! Asparagus."

(h/t to "Hair")

Posted by AbigailAdams at November 4, 2012 11:55 AM