THE ULTIMATE AR-15 MALL NINJA TACTICAL ZOMBIE DESTROYER (Just In Case the November Elections Don't Work Out)

Ah, so "zombie" is the word we're using now. Got it! (~___^)

Posted by Robert Oculus III at June 21, 2012 3:46 PM

This has apparently been around for a while, but I just recently saw it. It had me laughing so hard I nearly hyperventilated:

Ivan Chesnokov

Posted by rickl at June 21, 2012 4:15 PM

I don't own a gun yet. I think I'll start with that one.


Posted by jwm at June 21, 2012 8:09 PM

5.56 isn't slowing down any zombie.

Posted by Casca at June 22, 2012 12:47 AM


Try .308.

Posted by Dave at June 22, 2012 3:09 AM

Le headshot. Toujours le headshot.

Posted by vanderleun at June 22, 2012 5:29 AM

Ten 30 round magazines. That's the equivalent of carrying 15 20rd boxes of bullets. Not in a pack, in your ARMS.
There are alternatives; like, say, learning to hit a target...

Posted by ed in texas at June 22, 2012 9:27 AM

One of the advantages of an M4 is supposed to be its light weight. With this one, not so much.

Posted by waltj at June 22, 2012 11:10 AM

Tell 'em Ed. I got eight rnds in my M1 enbloc clip, and every single one of them will rip a zombie to pieces. And I can load faster than zombies move. Plus it beat the Japs and Germans.

Posted by Casca at June 22, 2012 1:17 PM

Okay for defending a fixed position, too much battle bling for room-clearing.

Posted by BillT at June 24, 2012 12:04 AM

Reminds me of all the GI-Joe toys I put together for my sons at Christmas.

Posted by Bill at June 27, 2012 7:27 PM