Getting My Compromise Hoodie On

Husband gave me a hoodie for Christmas, 2004. He got it at The Gap, and it says "Jackson Hole" on the front. We lived down on a bay, and I thought it would the right weight to keep me warm. But it just screams "white," so I probably wouldn't get any street cred for wearing it. But the pocket on the front is definitely big enough for my .38.

Posted by Deborah at March 29, 2012 4:05 PM

A strong-side holster gives you a much cleaner draw than one that requires you to unzip and move across your chest, especially if the bad guy is in close. Use the hoodie to cover the IWB holster.

Posted by Cris at March 29, 2012 4:13 PM

This whole story has been blown way out of hand. It's amazing how one isolated incident between a neighborhood watchman of Latino ethnicity and a black teenager can spark so much turmoil between whites/blacks. It's obviously fueled by the relentless New Black Panthers, Jessie Jackson, Al Sharpton and Obama. They have nothing better to do than stir the racial pot.

Posted by Guy Manningham at March 29, 2012 4:18 PM

This and the so-called "fight against women's rights" are just examples of the kind of crap we are going to have to put up with until the election, because the current occupant of the White House wants to stay there, but he doesn't have any accomplishments he can use to sell his second term to the voters. All he can do is make noise, stir the racial pot, and line up the troops of the renamed ACORN and the Democrat Secretaries of State to make sure that all the dead people vote, all the lefty college students and union thugs vote in two or three different states, and try their best to steal the election. Our job is to insure that he loses by such a large margin that the election cannot be stolen.

Posted by pfsm at March 29, 2012 6:05 PM

Not only will that concealed carry hoodie give you simultaneous street cred with the NRA and those in da hood, but if you get it in black, it'll give you membership into that Black Bloc group of happy anarchists the next time a G-7meeting comes to town.

Posted by Azlibertarian at March 29, 2012 7:30 PM

I heard that Allen West was going to sneak onto the floor wearing Hoodie Footie pajamas in response to Bobby Rush vainglorious attempt at sympathy.
Tonight Al Sharpton filled the airwaves with his brand of dyslexic rage opining that Trayvon Martin was killed and all he had was Skillets and Iced Tea.

Posted by Jewel at March 29, 2012 7:44 PM

My wife is so turned on by Hoodie Chic that wearing a hoodie is the only way I could get any action around here. Of course, I don't actually GET any action around here because my wife accuses me of trampling on her reproductive rights---which makes me suspicious as she had a hysterectomy 20 years ago. %#@!*ing hoodies.

Posted by Lance de Boyle at March 29, 2012 7:46 PM

Well, Jewel,

"...Trayvon Martin was killed and all he had was Skillets and Iced Tea."

You can do substantial damage (in fact, a LOT of damage) with skillets, Ms. Jewel. Al Sharpener straightens his hair with a hot skillet. And NOW look at him. A foul excrescence.

Posted by Lance de Boyle at March 29, 2012 7:54 PM

I've been a hoodie most of my life, of course I ski 100+ days a year at 11,000 feet in winds up to 100mph. Been a whitewater rafting guide and a commercial fisherman also. Somehow I think we wear hoods for a different reason. I'd love to take some of those punks out in a small boat in 30 ft seas and watch them wet their pants.

Posted by ck at March 29, 2012 8:01 PM

Why is vigilante justice OK for blacks, but not OK when taught about in history and racial studies ?

I've decided to scream in my dress and behavior that "I am a white person." I like Western Culture . I cling to my guns my religion and of course my
NRA hoodie.

Looking for scapegoats? Let's blame the sugar rush from skittles and caffeinated tea for Trayvon's reaction ? Why not ?

Posted by Grace at March 29, 2012 9:44 PM

Even more to the point, why do white people think that it makes them hip to act/dress/talk like low-class ghetto trash?


Ever since the '50s, I've been slack-jawed at the notion that white suburban kids were so ashamed of their parents that taking on the mannerisms of ignorant thugs qualified as a statement of some kind.

You wanna emulate somebody black? Try Bill Russell, or Duke Ellington. Or Allen West, for Chrissake. Put on a clean white shirt and wear a tie.

And fuck 'em.

Posted by Rob De Witt at March 29, 2012 10:40 PM

Another good one Gerard. Thanks for the entertainment.

As to the racial double-standard and the self-loathing many whites express: my view is that culture is like capitalism. The best results are achieved when people mostly try to improve their own lot. It's the give and take of all trying to make an improvement that makes a general improvement for all. Many whites have simply stopped trying to make an improvement in their situation, perhaps thinking they will get credit if they put others first. Others recognize this and use this knowledge to make unreasonable demands. It's much easier for a group to get more by making you change than they change. It's a type of racial socialism. The most racially cooperative people quickly become racial chumps. The economy doesn't get better if the masses are expected to ignore their individual wants and needs and work for the community's good.

Whites need simply to stop looking to others to validate we are good enough. No other racial group has done more to help people of all races improve their lives, not to mention our innovations. There is nothing more ignorant than judging an individual by their race. But a good person will work to disprove their racial stereotype. Bad people will simply tell you to stop believing what you are seeing. Act like a thug you are a thug. Act like white trash, you are white trash. It's not my job to know your soul, it's your job not to put obstacles in your own way.

I beg you to turn off pop culture media and read books or long form magazines. A great way to transition from TV to books is CSPAN's CSPAN-2 spends all weekend airing authors presenting their books. CSPAN has put every bit of it's content on the net. You can watch any of these author presentations any time you want. There is far more interesting things in a random history book than flaming celebrities dancing and singing.

I think you will find if you increase the depth of your knowledge, rather than the speed with which you learn televised trivia, you will be better informed and less susceptible to media frenzy.

Posted by Scott M at March 30, 2012 3:01 AM

Bill Bellicheck, head coach of the New England Patriots and known white man, is notorious for wearing hoodies on the sidelines of NFL games. Just sayin'.

And wait'll you see the "Jesus wore a hoodie" meme-- it's out there!

Posted by Patrick O at March 30, 2012 6:45 AM

Made with DuPont patented durable Trayvon™ fiber.

Posted by SL at March 30, 2012 7:47 AM

After seeing the reaction to the shooting, my thought was:

"Wow, a bunch of people in hoods wanting to lynch some guy."

Nobody learned anything, did they?

Posted by Eric Blair at March 30, 2012 9:21 AM

I actually have one of the NRA hoodies (and number of others). The problem with them is if you try to carry anything in them larger than a 'piss-em-off piece', it sags noticably. I myself am a fan of large hole makers, so either a clip-in side slide or a belly band are the choices. Slider it is.

Posted by ed in texas at March 30, 2012 9:41 AM

sold out until June, all colors, all sizes..

Posted by joebiden at March 30, 2012 4:04 PM

You need to get your woman the "Flashbang" holster.

Posted by Moneyrunner at March 31, 2012 2:37 PM