She ... initially confused me with Tom Hanks.
Posted by mushroom at March 28, 2012 11:08 AM
I think we have all been there.
My three cents (inflation)....
Send him the 3 bucks. Given your close relationship with La Moosh, she'll probably send you a pair of her old slacks. You could make a cover for your car. And/or a tent. Possibly a set of pillow cases. Enough left over for a natty tie.Posted by Lance de Boyle at March 28, 2012 11:18 AM
Hmm! A McDonald's burger, fries and drink for $3 or a donation to the Oburger? I'm thinking, I'm thinking.Posted by Jimmy J. at March 28, 2012 11:41 AM
If you don't respond she may never spek to you again. I should be that lucky.Posted by Mikey NTH at March 28, 2012 11:43 AM
Let me thinK. $3 to re-elect an America-hating, Marxist-loving, Mohammedan-bowing person of unknown history and his officious spouse? Or do I drive to the store and buy a Mega Millions ticket for the $476 million dollar jackpot and a bag of Skittles, while carrying my HK-45 with 12-round clip, of course. Car keys...Posted by twolaneflash at March 28, 2012 12:00 PM
Here's how I handle donation requests from the unreliable GOP-ers. I send a dollar and on that dollar is the helpful and largely written suggestion "F U RINO"
Maybe "F U Fascist" fits here.Posted by Scott M at March 28, 2012 12:47 PM
Try one of these
I am deeply touched by your relationship with Lady M, Gerard. I know it is special, because she has never mentioned it to me.
Her request for the payment of $3.00 to support Big Guy and strengthen the relationship does not seem unreasonable, especially in these economically challenging times. Ms. Fluke would have expected at least 1000 times more.
A relationship like this comes only once in a lifetime. I HOPE.
P.S. I don’t know how to break this to you, butt she may be two timing you. Raj got the same email.Posted by MOTUS at March 28, 2012 2:43 PM
Never mind this donation crap, Gerard. We want to see the letters you have been writing that keep B-Ho up late at night.Posted by SteveS at March 28, 2012 4:38 PM
Send three dollars in Monopoly money.Posted by Former Lurker at March 28, 2012 4:51 PM
When I get donation requests, I ask them for their Grizzly Inc. account number. If they say that they don't have one, I offer to send them an application, to be filled out in triplicate, and submitted along with a non-refundable $50 application fee, of course. (After all, it's grueling work to do the background check, keeps me up late at night, etc.)Posted by Grizzly at March 28, 2012 5:06 PM
Here, money that is specifically designed for the current crisis:
http://moneyart.biz/debt/index.htmlPosted by Jewel at March 28, 2012 5:09 PM
I say send $1 and hope that "my belle" will continue your long-distance relationship.Posted by Hangtown Bob at March 29, 2012 8:14 AM
Hell No.Posted by Grace at March 29, 2012 8:57 AM
You do what you have to do man, but at all costs, don't let her hold it against you!!Posted by Shooter1001 at March 29, 2012 2:00 PM
I sincerely hope the author will stay safe. And thank you, oh thank you. Just when the insanity seemed as high as the Vanilla Sky, you have restored my perspective.Posted by Hannah Nelson at March 29, 2012 4:18 PM
Three bucks? Is BHO pimping her out for campaign loot?Posted by Peccable at March 30, 2012 4:57 AM
Gerard: She's two-timing us! I got the same email!Posted by Eric Blair at March 30, 2012 9:26 AM
Mayhaps 'tis the Axel rod itself he rides.Posted by JD(not the one with the picture) at March 30, 2012 4:13 PM