Miss Fluke, Do You Swear to Be the Slut, the Whole Slut, And Nothing But the Slut, So Help You Obama?

OK, she is a spoiled, entitled, sniveling white girl. OTOH, she is kind of cute. Duct tape has some uses.

Posted by Fat Man at March 5, 2012 6:31 PM

Is this how far we've come as a society where Sandra Fluke with her crusade for free-fucking has become the Rosa Parks of our time?

Posted by Mumblix Grumph at March 5, 2012 7:37 PM

Bring on the Doomsday Asteroid.

Posted by B Lewis at March 5, 2012 7:48 PM

"Is this how far we've come as a society where Sandra Fluke with her crusade for free-fucking has become the Rosa Parks of our time?"

If that's the case, we are all well and truly screwed - no pun intended...

Posted by newton at March 5, 2012 10:05 PM

Somehow I don't think Sandra Fluke would be embarrassed about taking a phone call during sex. By her own admission, she uses so much birth control every year, it would be difficult to contact her when she's not in the middle of a sex act.

Posted by RandomThoughts at March 5, 2012 10:36 PM

She looks like a man with long hair in drag. What man would have her?

Posted by Norm at March 5, 2012 11:59 PM

Cute? Why she's practically the girl-next-door -- if you live next door to the Chicken Ranch.

Posted by mushroom at March 6, 2012 6:11 AM

And this demonstrates what the future holds - all medications and procedures will be mandated based on the ability of advocacy groups to lobby Congress and agencies.

Sense, cost, and medical necessity be damned, there is graft to be done and hobby-horses to be ridden!

Posted by Mikey NTH at March 6, 2012 8:17 AM

I'd like to know where that scrotum face got the money to pay all the men to screw her. Probably has never smiled in her life.

Posted by Terry at March 6, 2012 9:54 AM

Her undergraduate major was Gender Studies. That's all she knows; she went to law school to prepare to run for elective office. She'll get elected and legislate gender stuff for the next 50 years.

Posted by Gloria at March 6, 2012 10:45 AM

Last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it. Oh, yea, she is a fluke (a/k/a flounder-a fish that lies flat and gets stabbed).

How many times do you think this radical, leftist bitch cries "rape!" after sex? I mean just rape, not "rape-rape."

Posted by dlsada at March 6, 2012 12:12 PM

fully agree with norm. sarah looks suspiciously transy. as for that $3000 contraceptive figure tossed out to the committee of fools naive enough to listen, it's a taxpayer shakedown since the true cost is waaaay lower and someone is looking to pocket the difference.

Posted by howardfrombroward at March 6, 2012 1:50 PM

We are in the middle of one of those Big Lies that we were told are typical of totalitarian states. Lies like “We have always been at war with Oceana.” Can you remember when Liberals were telling us to keep our prying eyes out of their bedroom? Today the Big Lie is that the Right is threatening to take The Pill away from women.

The opposite is actually the truth. We are being invited into their bedrooms, or at least our wallets are, so that we can pay for their pills, their condoms and their “morning after” pills. Well, ladies, please keep your vaginas out of my sight and out of my wallet.

Posted by Moneyrunner at March 6, 2012 6:17 PM

Remember, this is not about contraception or reproductive health or any kind of health. This is about breaking the private insurance providers. This is about breaking the system to force us on to single-payer socialized Obamacare, much like energy rates necessarily skyrocketing is meant to force us on to Green Energy.

Posted by RedCarolina at March 6, 2012 7:18 PM

I'm surprised she doesn't write off her BC as an educational expense -- after all, she's going into a profession dedicated to screwing people...

And BTW, what self-respecting male would want to sleep with such a self-righteous, castrating feminist fanatic? You'd have to check your junk afterwards to make sure it hadn't been cut off...

Posted by Dr Bob at March 7, 2012 9:36 AM

Fluke is a fittingly frumpy No-Daddy spokes-gurl for the jackass vanguard who're pimping her stuff -such as it is- in a similarly fake hearing...Only with 200% less sex appeal and considerably more comfortable shoes (IYKWIMAITYD) than Danica sports.

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Was that mean?
...Personally I wouldn't ____ her with someone else's ten foot pole.

Posted by Anti-Mahr at March 9, 2012 2:31 PM

Mr. V

Your daily quote ("All hope abandon, ye who enter here!) would not be out of place tramp-stamped on the small of Sandy Fluke's back.

Posted by The Anti-Mahr Particle at March 9, 2012 2:47 PM