MAKSIM MAGAZINE: Collector's Edition

Thanks for the eyebleed, Gerard. Next stop: Home Depot for an ice-pick.

Posted by Cond0010 at February 2, 2011 1:50 AM

...and you just had to post this on Groundhog Day.

Posted by Cond0010 at February 2, 2011 1:52 AM

Quoth William Styron, for just this occasion. Apparently:

I'd call her a cunt, but she lacks the depth and charm.

Posted by Jewel at February 2, 2011 1:56 AM

Call her a punt. There's a Pelosi in it.

Posted by Peccable at February 2, 2011 4:37 AM

I love Jewel's use of the word "cunt." I love it!

Posted by Cilla Mitchell, Galveston Texas at February 2, 2011 4:51 AM

There's nothing wrong with her that regular beatings and a long stay in my dungeon won't cure.

Posted by Casca at February 2, 2011 5:50 AM


I have never, ever heard that turn of phrase before.

I'll never be able to hear that word without that phrase making me break out in laughter.

Posted by pdwalker at February 2, 2011 5:52 AM

You are all just jealous of Meghan's incredibly supple and broad expanse, I mean intellect.

Posted by mare at February 2, 2011 6:31 AM

Headline: Maverick sires sow.

Posted by Blastineau at February 2, 2011 7:12 AM

At least we know what Daddy is really thinking.

Posted by james wilson at February 2, 2011 7:55 AM

Republicans: They chafe for death.
Republicans: They itch for death.
Republicans: They're dead.

Posted by Jewel at February 2, 2011 8:40 AM

Jewel, I'm not comfortable with the use of the "c" word (feigned indignation), but thanks to you, I at least I know it doesn't look like "A Rich Man's Snooki".. haha.. that is priceless. This chick can't get a break because Snooki seems to take herself more seriously and display more wisdom than Meghan McCain. Wow. I'll never get that image out of my head now, but it's worth it to have that Snooki reference.

Posted by RedCarolina at February 2, 2011 10:34 AM

...that's just not right.

Posted by Barnabus at February 2, 2011 1:06 PM