Blame Reynolds: The 39 Confessions of Saint Glenn


Posted by chuck at June 23, 2010 8:06 PM

That's pretty good. As Saint Glenn would say: "Heh".

Posted by Eric Blair at June 23, 2010 8:29 PM

Heh, indeed.

Posted by Jewel at June 23, 2010 8:47 PM

This is pure genius.

I wonder what the Obama-bots think now.

Posted by Cond0010 at June 24, 2010 1:45 AM

Think? If they could think, they wouldn't have voted for Obama.

Oh, and heh.

Posted by rickl at June 24, 2010 1:59 AM

And then there's the puppies in the blender thing...

Posted by ed in texas at June 24, 2010 5:43 AM

"And then there's the puppies in the blender thing..."

Yeah, why don't we hear about that anymore? Must be a government conspiracy. Black helicopters. Secret bunkers. Exchanging smoothie recipes with Dick Cheney. Yarrrrr!

Posted by pst314 at June 24, 2010 6:25 AM

Heh, ya'll are quick.

Posted by monkeyfan at June 24, 2010 9:16 AM

It'd be better if each confession was linked to the original post (not the Instapundit post, the one Himself linked to).

Posted by John P. Squibob at June 24, 2010 9:58 AM

Send the Reynolds to gulags!

Posted by Ivan Lenin at June 24, 2010 10:01 AM

Indeed™, heh™. Read the whole thing™.

They told me that if I voted for Sarah Palin as VP, we'd have a moron in the job. [Insert link to random utterance of Joe the Dumber™]

Posted by The Monster at June 24, 2010 10:06 AM

Dear John P. Squibob,

You. Ignorant. Slut!

If you think I'm going to sit around and plug in 39 links just for your fucking amusement, you need to resign the Internet and spend more time with your penis.

Posted by vanderleun at June 24, 2010 10:47 AM

And here I was thinking all this was Bush's fault.

"It is impossible to speak in such a way that you can be understood." -- Barack Obama

Posted by Buck O'Fama at June 24, 2010 11:04 AM

"If you think I'm going to sit around and plug in 39 links..."

I disagree. I think Venderleun should work even harder for our amusement. Besides, you can do them standing up, if you like.

Posted by AreaMan at June 24, 2010 11:11 AM

They told me that if I voted for John McCain we would have as president a thin-skinned narcissist in bed with Wall Street fatcats...and they were right!

This. Is. Just. Too. Easy.

Posted by Mikey NTH at June 24, 2010 12:31 PM

"You. Ignorant. Slut!"

That should be "Jane, you ignorant slut." :-D

But seriously, Squibb, don't you know how to use Google?

Posted by pst314 at June 24, 2010 6:14 PM

Okay, now it's my turn to tell Gerard how he should spend his time: America needs more puppy blender photos. =:O

Posted by pst314 at June 24, 2010 6:17 PM

I'm starting with kittens and working up:

Posted by vanderleun at June 24, 2010 8:07 PM

Reynolds wasn't listening very well.

They told me that if I voted for McCain...

That homophobic, creationist fundamentalist preachers would be welcomed at the White House... like Rick Warren, who gave the invocation at the President's inauguration.

That corrupt Republican hack politicians would be
appointed to high offices... Like Ray LaHood, Secretary of Transportation.

And they were right!

Posted by Rich Rostrom at June 25, 2010 12:02 AM

I have a feeling there will be 100 confessions before the end of the year.

Posted by Charles Collins at June 25, 2010 5:56 AM

Fantastic -- way to go, Glenn. Please post links to the various "blame me's".

Posted by John at July 4, 2010 12:11 PM

It would work better if you included the links to the articles with each "apology".

Posted by Greg Q at September 18, 2010 10:41 AM

re puppies:

I understand Glenn still loves puppies (and small children for that matter) however his doctor has told him to cut down out the fatty foods.

Posted by max at September 18, 2010 11:56 AM

I have always loved the professor's "confessions". I think they could fill the gap left by those Berma-Shave road-side poems of years ago. I can hear the CB conversations now.....

Posted by Milo at September 18, 2010 12:24 PM