Palestinians: Na'vi or Nuts?

Yeah..but you get to dress like the Na'vi.

Posted by Ricky Raccoon at February 12, 2010 12:05 PM

Unless you get that tail attachment wired into your nervous system what's the point.

Posted by vanderleun at February 12, 2010 12:07 PM

Those Pali Na'vi -- where are the tails? They should have tails!

Posted by JBean at February 12, 2010 12:16 PM

Refreshing for a change to see a Palistinian that's just blue instead of one that just blew.

Posted by Gagdad Bob at February 12, 2010 12:18 PM

AWWW but they're just so cute when they're all blue like that. Just makes you want to give then their very own planet in their very own solar system.


Posted by jwm at February 12, 2010 2:53 PM

A commenter on Big Hollywood suggested that this leaves Cameron with the out that his epic isn't after all anti-American, but anti-Israeli.

Snark abounds.

Posted by Rob De Witt at February 12, 2010 3:59 PM

Big blue frakkin' targets!


Posted by Robohobo at February 12, 2010 6:12 PM

Pa'li = Tailess Na'vi

Anyway, we now know where all the gay Iranians yipped off to.

Posted by monkeyfan at February 12, 2010 8:24 PM

It's like the harmonic convergence of idiocies.

Posted by Fat Man at February 12, 2010 9:20 PM

You people are ridiculous. You can try to ridicule our struggle all you want, but in the end justice prevails. Even your own prime minister has admitted that what's happening in Palestine is an occupation.

Ben-gurion, your first prime minister even said that if somebody did to him what the Israelis had done to the Palestinians, he'd react in the same way. Fight the occupation at all costs.

Your failed attempts of jokes only show your narrow-mindedness.

You're free to live on our land together with us, as long as you dont bring your big guns and try to take what you claim is your god-given land. We're all equals, get that into your hands. And if God truly has given you the right to our land, and the right to kill and torture us, then he is not a God, but rather a devil.

In the end, justice always prevails, and history proves to be on the side of the righteouss. We may not have the guns you have, but we have the will and determination to fight for our rights.

Oh and for the ones of you writing "Palistinians", it's Palestinians.

Long live Palestine!

Posted by Palestinian at February 13, 2010 2:50 AM

Where's Colonel Quaritch when we really need him?

Posted by GoesTo11 at February 13, 2010 9:15 AM

Tell you what palestoogian. I remember you fuckers dancing in the streets after 9/11. I will be happy when you and your vermin state are reduced to radioactive glass. Then the civilized world can hoist a beer, and collectively celebrate the fact that planet Earth is now a much better place to live.
Long live Israel.


Posted by Zionist at February 13, 2010 12:05 PM

Your chief exports are "Palestinians", genocidal projection, and "martyrs". It should be apparent by now that no amount of PETN clad murderers or angry Pict wannabees will gain you respect for your 'cause'. You might start earning respect by generating your own wealth instead of grovelling at the feet of your so-called friends who laugh as you do their realpolitik bidding for the mere promise of scraps paid for by your avowed enemies.

Furthermore your people have become so debased through the justification of your collective failures of reason that even the democratically elected leaders (financed of course by "Zionist" enemies) of your 'cause' have proven to be little more than corrupt throwbacks to a time best forgotten to the annals of civilization.

Until you grow up and accept responsibility, instead of slinging your poisoned darts into your own feet, your "Palestine" will amount to nothing more than a hill of Unobtainium.

Posted by monkeyfan at February 13, 2010 12:10 PM


If you remember that story that ran on FOX, then perhaps you should've checked the follow-up story on CNN aswell. It was all false reporting by Fox, nothing new there. The handful of people you saw dancingg were dancing because the cameracrew filming them had told them that Ariel Sharon had died, the then prime minister of Israel. They were NOT dancing because of 9/11. Check the full story next time and get your facts straight, preferably not from Fox News, the so-called "fair and balanced" media-outlet.

But go ahead, call us fuckers and keep hoping for our extermination, you've been trying to annihilate us for 63 years, it hasn't worked so far. We will never give up as long as righteousness is on our side. You can twist, turn and flip our struggle and rights all you want, it won't change the truth. Eventually even the most hardened of you will have to come to terms with the atrocities you've been supporting in the name of some so-called god given right to the land.

When it's all said and done, I'll still be a proud Palestinian that would rather die a thousand deaths than live a life under your occupation without freedom. And you'll still be a hateful zionist supporting the brutal occupation and annihilation of my people and our land.

We're fighting the same struggle America had to fight once in history against the British colonialists. Just like the founding fathers of America, we too, will never, ever surrender our freedom and liberty.

Hate me all you want, it will not matter.

Long live Palestine!

Posted by Palestinian at February 13, 2010 4:35 PM

Come on blue boy...Do you honestly believe that sane people can't see who has been trying to annihilate who for the last 63 years?

Posted by monkeyfan at February 13, 2010 5:10 PM

"We will never give up as long as righteousness is on our side."

Dammit. Now every irony meter on the planet needs to be re-calibrated for an entire new frequency of ultra superfuckin gall. That statement even disrupted the magnetic field on my acme dumbatron idiocy detector. Thanks, bonehead.


Posted by jwm at February 13, 2010 6:49 PM

Hello from the Heleluyah mountains-
NOT ALLAH Mountains-you always did feel so jealous of our culture.
go back to the drawing board because
Na'vi = prophets in Hebrew and intersting enough their god is Eywa =Yawe-the Hebrew name for God. and they have sacred Heleluiah = praise Yawe mountains.
Sorry palestinians but it seems to me that the Na`vi are based more on the Jewish Hebrew God/ and people- that are disguised as space Native Americans to make it more palatable to todays Western religion hating audience ;)

PS. Palestianins are Arabs -Arabs make up almost a a third of the world`s population and continue to multiply like locust-we all know what europe looks like these days -right?
the Jewish Israelite Hebrews make less than 1% of the worlds peoples.
sorry kids no win

*especially to palestinian- you say 63 years that's a drop in the bucket
compared to 2000 years.
If anything you should dress like the Orcs in the Lord Of the Rings trilogy-especially with the title "THE TWO TOWERS"-how fitting. and you lie because I was in Israel during the Sept. 11th "Towers "murders and you arabs were celebrating! I don't think the Na'vi would blow up trains, airplanes ,and places of wohrship filled with innocent people-like your people love to do. Who else have blown up planes in the sky? no one but you!

olam hat`chiah is (as explained in the next paragraph). The former is the place righteous souls go to after death -- and they have been going there since the first death. That place is also sometimes called the WORLD OF SOULS. 6 It`s a place where souls exist in a disembodied state, enjoying the pleasures of closeness to God. Thus, genuine near death experiences are presumably glimpses into the World of Souls, the place most people think of when the term Afterlife is mentioned.

Posted by tzadich at February 13, 2010 9:04 PM

"keep hoping for our extermination..."

Hope's got nothing to do with it. You will bring it upon yourselves.

Hell, you'll do it to yourselves if nobody else steps up. It's what you've been training for.

Posted by vanderleun at February 14, 2010 12:47 AM

JWM, I don't know where you got your numbers from but I think you need to go back to your mountain and never come back. Arabs are nowhere near a third of the worlds population...Unless you claim there's only 600 million people on this planet?

The arabs as a total are 200 million, compared to USA that has 300 million, or China that has 1,2 billion. How do you make 200 up to be a third of the worlds population?

And out of those 200, only 5 million are Palestinian, compared to 7.5 million Israelis.

Oh and Na'vi means prophet in arabic too you fool, and Eywa means something like "The correct path" or The rightness. So I could draw the very same conclusion you drew. Too bad I ruined your theory but not everything has to do with you.

You really need to either learn a thing or two of the world or stop lying to yourself. "A third of the worlds population", that's gonna go down well as a joke :)

Posted by Palestinian at February 14, 2010 1:59 AM

The Phakestinian nation: fake, fraud, fiction, fantasy, fabrication, forgery.

Palestine 1882: Ottoman backwater, neglected by both Turk and Arab, loved only by Jews.

Fast foward after c. 50 years of loving Jewish care: Arab opportunists rush from Egypt and Syria to take advantage of the Zionists' work. The great majority of the Phakestinians are descended from those.

The indigenous people, the Na'vi equivalents, in Palestine are the Jews. The Arabs of Palestine have no special connection to Palestine. Arabs are indigenous to Arabia. The Arab nation deserves an Arabian state. 22 states that the Arab nation has are 21 too many.

The Jews are the only true Palestinians. Only they have a special connection to Palestine, Eretz Yisrael, and they have a special connection to no other land. The USA should back off (by all means, cut down that tool of enslavement you call "foreign aid") and let the Jews expel all the Arab colonialist invaders encroaching upon Jewish land.

Eretz Yisrael belongs to the Jews! To the Jews! To the Jews and none other than the Jews! To every nation a state--to the Jewish nation, the Jewish state on the Land of Israel. 1850 "Italians shouldn't have a unified state of their own" was anti-Italian; 2010 "Jews shouldn't have a state of their own" is anti-Jewish. Anti-Zionism is anti-Semitism. A state for every real nation--no state to fake nations like the Phakestinians. Eretz Yisrael to the Jews!

Posted by KosherWarrior at February 14, 2010 5:36 AM

Zionist, you said:

"Tell you what palestoogian. I remember you fuckers dancing in the streets after 9/11. I will be happy when you and your vermin state are reduced to radioactive glass. Then the civilized world can hoist a beer, and collectively celebrate the fact that planet Earth is now a much better place to live.
Long live Israel."

I'll drink to that too buddy. From Canada, bottoms up and cheers!

Posted by Pro-Israel at February 14, 2010 9:40 AM

Dumbshit doesn't even know whose comment is whose.
The one you're whining about came from tzadich. I was the one who called you bonehead, bonehead.


Posted by jwm at February 14, 2010 10:22 AM

To Palestinian in disguise-Wait you say 5 milllion? actually it is 6 million at this point-So I guess no Genocide is taking place? I mean there are more palestinians in Israel now then there were before it was re-instated!
The Arab Palestinians are notin but a small army of Islam -they are kept there by the big players as fouder in an ever grwowing hostility into the Western world. Dur Al Islam -I'm an Ancient Near East expert- Masters from UC Berkeley buddy!
If your Arabs borthers really cared about you they would stop fueling your hate with moneis and political support.They would tell you settle within Israel and live in peace or they would take you in to one of their countries and make you equal-but they don't-when you are in their countries they treat you like sh_ t.They want you to keep fighting on the Israeli front.
Islam is fastly developing and at this point has reached to encompass a third of the world because you people breed like animals.
Oh yeah the Na'vi you stole that from Hebrew as well. Most of your backwards Koran is a jumble of the Hebrew bible. Koran was written down at about 500 AD-obviously another sign to show the jealousy your people had for our heritage. Hebrew predates arabic in 2000 years.

Posted by tzadich at February 14, 2010 10:57 AM

The handful of people you saw dancingg were dancing because the cameracrew filming them had told them that Ariel Sharon had died, the then prime minister of Israel.

And this illustrates the point more clearly than any other dumbass thing you posted.

Israelis did not dance in the streets when the murderous vermin yasser arafat died of aids.

Neither did Americans.

Americans did not dance in the streets when Sadam Hussein was executed.

Americans do not dance in the streets even when we rightfully execute the cruelest murdering monsters among us.

At the very height of the cold war, Americans would not have danced in the streets if Nikita Kruschev, and Fidel Castro had both died.

For all our faults as individuals and as nations we honor the God given directive: "Choose Life."

You and yours celebrate death. How often have we in the west heard you boast: "We love death more than you love life" Do not try to deny it.

We've heard it too many times.


Posted by jwm at February 14, 2010 1:23 PM


that is because, unlike Sharon, Yassir didnt invade israeli towns and obliterated them and was personally responsible for the deaths of hundreds of Palestinian children. Just look at the statements the respresentatives of the UN made when they travelled to Jenin after the israeli invasion to the city that Ariel Sharon personally ordered.

To compare Arafat with Sharon would be to compare Mother freaking theresa to Hitler. Sharon, being the latter.

I don't know who of you wrote distrortion of Palestinian history by calling it Phakestine but I won't even begin to pay any attention to that. We both know who's lying, but I must commend you for having the nerve to actually think you can accomplish erasing an entire people and their history to their land. We've been in Palestine before you, longer than you, and we'll sure as hell won't leave just because you want us to. Even your founding fathers claim your statements oon our history are lies. How can you keep lying to yourself like that up to a point where you actually believe in it?

You need to read a book or two in history, are you one of those conspirators denying the existence of a Palestinian land, people, culture and history before the 1900's? to me, that would be like denying the holocaust ever happened. You're pathetic.

We'll never surrender our rights. You fail. You tried eradicating us in 1948, you failed.

Long live Palestine.

Posted by Palestinian at February 15, 2010 12:16 PM

Don't even get us started on your pedophiliac aids-infested numero uno criminal and thief... He stands forever as a symbol of everything your "movement" represents: death, disease, and eternal despair. You're welcome to it. It's a fitting reward, isn't it?

Actually, the only people who can erase the "Palistinians" would be the "Palestinians" themselves. And you're doing a great job of it. Carry on.

Posted by vanderleun at February 15, 2010 1:13 PM