Something Wonderfully Destructive: Liberal Agenda Versus Entrepreneurial Spirit

a. It shoulda been a Volvo. I know, I know, it woulda taken longer, but who's counting?

b. Imagine hauling that sumbitch through Seattle or Berkeley looking for bumper sticker farms.

Dat's de mos wunnerfullest sumpn wunnerful you done ever brought us, Massa Gerard. Ol Mose is mighty grateful.

Posted by Rob De Witt at January 21, 2010 5:12 PM


Agreed -- it should have been a Volvo or a Prius. And the owner depicted here was completely off the mark. Such bestickered agenda-mobiles nearly always belong to unsmiling, uptight, grey-haired, tweedy, sniveling college-town pukes who have even less in common with stereotypical "hippies" as does your average American Digest reader.

Posted by Aquila at January 21, 2010 6:20 PM

Shoulda' restored the bug and shredded the hippie.
And Aquila- you hit the nail on the head.


Posted by jwm at January 21, 2010 7:37 PM

About halfway through, I thought to myself, "this is what's happening to our country!"

Posted by Josie at January 21, 2010 8:39 PM

So why did this guy's car get shredded? If it really was his car?

Posted by Jewel at January 22, 2010 1:09 AM

Agree with Aquila. Half the potential power of the clip was wasted because they did not have the right "owner" with the proper response. A sort of Nancy Pellosi-cum-5th grade teacher with rictus to match. Ah, that liberal anger burning like magnesium, then watching it curl up into a ball as the barriers finally come down. Wouldn't be a pretty sight.

Posted by Hannon at January 22, 2010 7:11 AM

Most Satisfying.

Posted by cond0011 at March 11, 2013 8:58 AM

Entropy is a bitch. And it always wins in the end.

Posted by stuart at March 11, 2013 9:00 AM

Far out, man!

Posted by Jimmy J. at March 11, 2013 9:16 AM

Far out, man!

Posted by Jimmy J. at March 11, 2013 9:16 AM

Sorry Folks. It was a set up.

Posted by Fat Man at March 11, 2013 12:16 PM

Yeah, that was fun, but I'm really looking forward to them grabbing a Prius (complete with a "Coexist" bumper sticker) from the hands of one of those smug lib's.

Posted by azlibertarian at March 11, 2013 1:16 PM

Lemme borrow the shredder. I promise to use it on the guy with the Jimmy SUV who takes two parking places right in front of the grocery store. When it's raining. 'cause he's to fat to get out otherwise.

Posted by glenn at March 11, 2013 1:23 PM

Hey, my 1985 Volvo wagon is a TANK. It has dual-color front panels, and it's actually made of steel. A damn fine car...and no bumper stickers to reduce the value.

Posted by Jewel at March 11, 2013 1:53 PM