Flying; The Prophecy from 2005

I'm thinking along the lines of a full cavity search and one size fits all paper gowns.

Posted by leelu at January 10, 2010 8:31 AM

I am willing to show up naked, I just don't know if you folks could handle it.

Posted by Fat Man at January 10, 2010 9:43 AM

“The United States does not have a security system; it has a system for bothering people.”

Hat tip to Proof Positive.

Posted by Morgan K Freeberg at January 10, 2010 10:48 AM

For the money spent trying to reassure us they could hire an anesthesiologist to level the playing field completely. Then we could be stacked and packed like cereal boxes. No cabin crew, just an aerial RN. Profit margin zooms out of sight. Done.

Posted by Hannon at January 10, 2010 11:31 AM

I remember centuries ago when one could smoke on a modern jetliner. I really miss how almost no one cared.
I wonder if the president can smoke on ours.

Posted by Ricky Raccoon at January 10, 2010 6:15 PM

Here's a great idea...before boarding, just shoot everyone in the ass with a tranquilizer dart. Then, zip them up into a bullet/explosive proof bag in case they wake up in flight. No carry-on luggage is allowed, because ARE the luggage. When the plane lands, you are unloaded by a team of caring, gentle baggage, er, passenger handlers. Next you're put on a conveyer belt system which deposits you into the terminal to be claimed by your loved ones. The bags will then be collected, hosed out and ready to go for the next flight.

Posted by Mumblix Grumph at January 10, 2010 9:24 PM

Body cavity searches?

Forget the colonic. I plan on gorging on curried fish balls and deviled eggs.

Those bastards will remember my cavities.

Posted by monkeyfan at January 12, 2010 10:52 AM