No More Celebrity Sex Tapes Please. We've Just Eaten.

As long as we are taking some license here, raise your eaten lunches to the spectre of Larry King with Martina Navratilova.

Posted by Andy at October 28, 2009 3:55 PM

Is it true CNN has tried to boost its ratings by asking Larry King to wear more revealing suspenders?

Posted by vanderleun at October 28, 2009 4:20 PM

I'm thinking Anderson Cooper teabagging Michael Moore wouldn't be so good.


Posted by westsoundmodern at October 28, 2009 4:33 PM

Janet Reno and Hillary


Posted by jwm at October 28, 2009 4:35 PM

"Is it true CNN has tried to boost its ratings by asking Larry King to wear more revealing suspenders?"

Yes. And nothing else.

Posted by andy at October 28, 2009 4:45 PM

Hillary + Webster Hubbell = Chelsea

Posted by rab at October 28, 2009 5:35 PM

Helen Thomas
Henry Waxman
Barney Frank

Posted by Joan of Argghh! at October 28, 2009 6:05 PM

Gerard, those years at Penthouse really twisted you. This sounds like a feature they would have run.

Sometimes, things are better left unsaid.

Posted by Eric Blair at October 28, 2009 6:42 PM

Obama and the love of his life, himself.

Posted by Mumblix Grumph at October 28, 2009 6:54 PM

Westsound, the only thing more repulsive than what you suggested is the reverse ... Michael Moore teabagging anyone or anything is a vision that could cause the implosion of the earth.

Does that man actually eat the children of his enemies, or just LOOK like he does?

Posted by askmom at October 28, 2009 7:26 PM

James Wolcott and Oprah.

Posted by Connecticut Yankee at October 28, 2009 9:28 PM

"Obama and the love of his life, himself." -- Mumblix Grumph

As the proprietor of this page, I would like to -- in the strongest terms -- disassociate myself from Mumblix's suggestion that the president go fuck himself.

Posted by vanderleun at October 28, 2009 10:04 PM

Al Gore giving John Kerry a BJ.

Posted by Cilla Mitchell, Galveston Texas at October 29, 2009 5:36 AM

Hey Gerard; your suggestion: Nancy Pelosi with Nancy Pelosi? We have to watch that every day on Fox whether or not we want to. And she needn't bother, because the camera does it for her anyway. Oh brother - does it fuck her?!!

Posted by Frank P at October 29, 2009 6:00 AM

Have to admit that the above suggestions make me queasy. Seriously.

But back to reality.

If this tape of David Letterman exists . . .

and becomes available for viewing. . .

I will put a large wastebasket in front of me and watch it . . .

I so dislike this man that I will sacrifice my physical, spiritual and emotional comfort.

I will offer it up as penance for having ever snickered along with him.

Then I will permit myself some serious schadenfreude.

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