Don't forget the mouthy white girl with dreadlocks complaining that the light bulb isn't a CFL.
Obama doesn't know as much about American history as the average 8th grader... and if he was a Republican, even if he was black, the White House Press Corp would be knocking themselves out to prove it.
you left out: One to get confused about how long it's been since the bulb was last changed, go back to the store, and humiliate the (white) clerk for selling a defective bulb to an oppressed Blackman [sic].
I guess you don't even need to call the 'reverends' sharpton and jackson.
They show up, no matter what.
And do not forget the one who has so many children, she doesn't know all their "baby daddies" names.