Is there a blessed event in Meghan McCain and Levi Johnston's Future?

It's always a bit worrysome when liberals start looking sleek, well-fed and sparkly. Their normal state is lean, mean, and scruffy; oppressed by the sure knowledge that somewhere a minority is being slighted, a woman is being denied a publicly funded abortion. A defensive and apprehensive, or aggressively outraged, liberal is a safe liberal, worried about the civil rights of Iran's Revolutionary Guard and scrabbling for money to send to PETA, or demanding an investigation into the overuse of Kool-Aid in daycare, they are too preoccupied to cook up trouble for us normal people.

Placid, contented looking liberals are a sign that something evil is about to happen. This isn't about Hillary and Meghan's surplus calorie intake. It's their psychic satiation that should frighten us. I fear another "stimulus" package, or a pre-emptive strike on Israeli Girl Soldier Porn, or some other devastating hit on civilization.

Just Sayin'

Posted by Askmom at July 16, 2009 10:48 PM

'With child or with cheeseburger'

I'm swiping that one... hehehe

Posted by cond0010 at July 17, 2009 12:07 AM

Those two deserve each other...but really, no child deserves to be the spawn of the Heidi and Spencer Pratt of politics.

Posted by Rich Fader at July 17, 2009 3:34 AM

If Ricky Hollywood keeps knocking 'em up at this rate, we'll have an entire generation (Gen H?) of squirrel brained offspring to deal with in a decade or two.

Posted by Velociman at July 17, 2009 5:47 AM

To paraphrase Askmom's brilliant observation:

Treat liberals the way people who live in the mountains treat wildlife - don't feed them from your porch or they'll stop killing things in the woods and start killing them in your yard.

Posted by Andy at July 17, 2009 7:07 AM

Gerald, Classic post. These two ought to ,you know, like hookup, because their like expiration date as liberal darlings is about to come. They could star on a new reality (I use the term loosely) show entitled "The fat dumbass and ignorant meth freak chronicles". They could get celebrity co-hosts, maybe Kid Rock or Charo.

Posted by bill at July 17, 2009 7:08 AM

It Silence truly equals death, Meaghan McCain will live forever.

Posted by Rob De Witt at July 17, 2009 7:36 AM

Spontaneous conception? Hey, it's not a precedent.

You know, E Unum Pluribus?

Fire in the hold ... She's gonna BLOW!

Posted by Robert at July 17, 2009 8:00 AM

In the interest of accuracy, it's Levi Johnston, not Johnson.

I wish Megan McCain would just shut up already. She represents no one I know, living or dead.

Posted by teresa at July 17, 2009 9:53 AM

I'd hit it.

Posted by Gray at July 17, 2009 7:22 PM

heellls yeah Im preggo! Yer such a good writer to write about it. I think it's Andrew's bebe tho. twitter me yo!

Posted by mccainboobette at July 19, 2009 1:49 AM

I wouldn't hit that with a 10' cheeseburger. What Megan fails to realize is. Without mama's millions and daddy's last name, she couldn't sling burgers at hooters.

Posted by DanO at July 22, 2009 11:26 PM

I'm not quite sure how to say this; you made it exterelmy easy for me!

Posted by Eve at October 21, 2011 6:27 PM