It's always a bit worrysome when liberals start looking sleek, well-fed and sparkly. Their normal state is lean, mean, and scruffy; oppressed by the sure knowledge that somewhere a minority is being slighted, a woman is being denied a publicly funded abortion. A defensive and apprehensive, or aggressively outraged, liberal is a safe liberal, worried about the civil rights of Iran's Revolutionary Guard and scrabbling for money to send to PETA, or demanding an investigation into the overuse of Kool-Aid in daycare, they are too preoccupied to cook up trouble for us normal people.
Placid, contented looking liberals are a sign that something evil is about to happen. This isn't about Hillary and Meghan's surplus calorie intake. It's their psychic satiation that should frighten us. I fear another "stimulus" package, or a pre-emptive strike on Israeli Girl Soldier Porn, or some other devastating hit on civilization.
Posted by Askmom at July 16, 2009 10:48 PM
'With child or with cheeseburger'
I'm swiping that one... hehehePosted by cond0010 at July 17, 2009 12:07 AM
Those two deserve each other...but really, no child deserves to be the spawn of the Heidi and Spencer Pratt of politics.Posted by Rich Fader at July 17, 2009 3:34 AM
If Ricky Hollywood keeps knocking 'em up at this rate, we'll have an entire generation (Gen H?) of squirrel brained offspring to deal with in a decade or two.Posted by Velociman at July 17, 2009 5:47 AM
To paraphrase Askmom's brilliant observation:
Treat liberals the way people who live in the mountains treat wildlife - don't feed them from your porch or they'll stop killing things in the woods and start killing them in your yard.Posted by Andy at July 17, 2009 7:07 AM
Gerald, Classic post. These two ought to ,you know, like hookup, because their like expiration date as liberal darlings is about to come. They could star on a new reality (I use the term loosely) show entitled "The fat dumbass and ignorant meth freak chronicles". They could get celebrity co-hosts, maybe Kid Rock or Charo.Posted by bill at July 17, 2009 7:08 AM
It Silence truly equals death, Meaghan McCain will live forever.Posted by Rob De Witt at July 17, 2009 7:36 AM
Spontaneous conception? Hey, it's not a precedent.
You know, E Unum Pluribus?
Fire in the hold ... She's gonna BLOW!
In the interest of accuracy, it's Levi Johnston, not Johnson.
I wish Megan McCain would just shut up already. She represents no one I know, living or dead.Posted by teresa at July 17, 2009 9:53 AM
I'd hit it.Posted by Gray at July 17, 2009 7:22 PM
heellls yeah Im preggo! Yer such a good writer to write about it. I think it's Andrew's bebe tho. twitter me yo!Posted by mccainboobette at July 19, 2009 1:49 AM
I wouldn't hit that with a 10' cheeseburger. What Megan fails to realize is. Without mama's millions and daddy's last name, she couldn't sling burgers at hooters.Posted by DanO at July 22, 2009 11:26 PM
I'm not quite sure how to say this; you made it exterelmy easy for me!Posted by Eve at October 21, 2011 6:27 PM