It's always a bit worrysome when liberals start looking sleek, well-fed and sparkly. Their normal state is lean, mean, and scruffy; oppressed by the sure knowledge that somewhere a minority is being slighted, a woman is being denied a publicly funded abortion. A defensive and apprehensive, or aggressively outraged, liberal is a safe liberal, worried about the civil rights of Iran's Revolutionary Guard and scrabbling for money to send to PETA, or demanding an investigation into the overuse of Kool-Aid in daycare, they are too preoccupied to cook up trouble for us normal people.

Placid, contented looking liberals are a sign that something evil is about to happen. This isn't about Hillary and Meghan's surplus calorie intake. It's their psychic satiation that should frighten us. I fear another "stimulus" package, or a pre-emptive strike on Israeli Girl Soldier Porn, or some other devastating hit on civilization.

Just Sayin'

'With child or with cheeseburger'

I'm swiping that one... hehehe

Those two deserve each other...but really, no child deserves to be the spawn of the Heidi and Spencer Pratt of politics.

If Ricky Hollywood keeps knocking 'em up at this rate, we'll have an entire generation (Gen H?) of squirrel brained offspring to deal with in a decade or two.

To paraphrase Askmom's brilliant observation:

Treat liberals the way people who live in the mountains treat wildlife - don't feed them from your porch or they'll stop killing things in the woods and start killing them in your yard.

Gerald, Classic post. These two ought to ,you know, like hookup, because their like expiration date as liberal darlings is about to come. They could star on a new reality (I use the term loosely) show entitled "The fat dumbass and ignorant meth freak chronicles". They could get celebrity co-hosts, maybe Kid Rock or Charo.

It Silence truly equals death, Meaghan McCain will live forever.

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Spontaneous conception? Hey, it's not a precedent.

You know, E Unum Pluribus?

Fire in the hold ... She's gonna BLOW!
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In the interest of accuracy, it's Levi Johnston, not Johnson.

I wish Megan McCain would just shut up already. She represents no one I know, living or dead.

I'd hit it.

heellls yeah Im preggo! Yer such a good writer to write about it. I think it's Andrew's bebe tho. twitter me yo!

I wouldn't hit that with a 10' cheeseburger. What Megan fails to realize is. Without mama's millions and daddy's last name, she couldn't sling burgers at hooters.

I'm not quite sure how to say this; you made it exterelmy easy for me!