Divorce Agreement: Let's Agree to Differ and Split Up

If only. I hate change but I'd move without a second thought to a state that filed for this divorce.


Posted by Lucy at July 16, 2009 2:30 PM

I don't know if Mossberg can force a divorce but I know my Remington will get me out of a tight spot.

Adios lefties - and we WILL protect OUR borders.

Sign. Me. Up.

Posted by JD Sherman at July 16, 2009 2:45 PM

Oh, if only it were that simple. I'd move in heartbeat.

Posted by Julie at July 16, 2009 3:29 PM

My Seattle friend, we are now even.

Posted by Morgan K Freeberg at July 16, 2009 8:19 PM

All fine except Wall Street is the party of the Democrats, or vice versa. So I think Wall Street goes to the other side.

Posted by Fred at July 17, 2009 8:06 AM

I believe, to that end, you would see the vast majority of conservatives extend themselves enthusiastically toward any program that had a practical chance of success, and find the reverse to be true of the left--the fact is, they don't want anything or anybody to be left alone; they live to arrange everything for people they don't know and don't even like. That is their nature, and you be would be robbing them their opinion of themselves.
There is no amicable divorce in our future.

Posted by james wilson at July 17, 2009 8:24 AM

In California they may outvote us, but will not outshoot us.
I say we line up at the Canadian border, and start marching south with guns leveled at their bellies, sweep east after locking the border with Mexico closed, and continue until Key West, where we can do a reverse Mariel boatlift, and send them home to their promised land, Cuba.

Posted by Uncle Jefe at July 17, 2009 11:44 AM

I'm down with most of that, but I'll be shooting anyone who "finds" my Forrester.

OTOH, they're welcome to all the Prius's.

Posted by bud at July 17, 2009 6:00 PM

"[Y]ou may all go to Hell, and I will go to Texas." - Davy Crockett

Fortunately, I'm already here! (In TX, I mean.)

Posted by newton at July 18, 2009 1:04 PM

Let's start with TX, NM, AZ, NV, ID, CO, OK, MT, WY, MS, MO, SD & ND. That's thirteen, so we can use the old '13 colonies' flag. We can include northern CA or WA to gain a pacific coast port. Tell the 'Progressives' you go with your vision of government and we'll go with ours. In a decade the quality of live will look like north and south Korea.

Posted by dancinpete at July 18, 2009 1:38 PM

Great proposal, but I objected to to the Subaru section. I live in a mountainous, red county of a blue state, and many of us drive Subarus. All wheel drive, reliable, comparatively inexpensive.

Otherwise, let's do it.

Posted by IB Bill at July 18, 2009 2:07 PM

@dancinpete Please include AL in that list, you're gonna need some whisky...

Posted by jay-dubya at August 12, 2009 4:34 AM