[In which we work all the top search terms from the last two weeks of the Google Zeitgeist into one inane and mind-numbing sentence. We apologize in advance.]
Whether it's a tsunami, an earthquake, the reinvention of Howard Hughes, the search for the largest tidal wave, a memoir of Reggie White, the stockpiling and hoarding of Aleve, the prospects of a new year, the time of the winter solstice, the inner needs of Napoleon Dynamite, why Anna Kournikova would watch the weather channel with Jeri Ellsworth in her condo under the Millau Bridge which she purchased from Judith Regan as a shelter from the next meteor shower, or Oscar Nominations which accept bribes from the United Nations to make Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, Christina Aguilera, and Pamela Anderson permanent members of the Security Council and South East Asian relief efforts, or just time spent in idle chat, video games, or searching for Carmen Electra in Thailand, or hanging out with Orlando Bloom and Harry Potter playing all their new pirated mp3 files, the Zeitgeist needs all of these answers and won't stop searching for them.
Posted by Vanderleun at January 4, 2005 1:02 PM