October 30, 2008

More Mush from the Wimps: This Just In from T. Coddington Van Voorhees VII

That stalwart conservative and relentless social bouder, T. Coddington Van Voorhees VII (known as T-Bag to his twinks) has just chimed in with a ripping rant:

"How can I say this, you ask? One look at this Obama chap is all the answer you need. Suave, tanned, unflappable, Harvard connections; it's obvious that here is a man to the conservative manor born. One imagines him at the helm of the Ship of State, basked in the sunlight diffusing through the seaspray over the bow, like some beautiful rugged Othello from a rapturous Ralph Lauren catalog, calmly issuing instructions to the deck crew in that magnificent mellifluous baritone of his. It's that easy-going, almost effortless grace that has all the A-list conservatives like David Frum and Kathleen Parker whispering Reaganesque in hushed tones. Even Peggy Noonan -- the Grand Dame of Gipperism -- has succumbed to Obama's undeniable conservative charms. Just last month I listened to her wax poetic about the Adonis of Chicago between chukkers at the Newport Club polo tournament final. "Why Peggy, you old dowager," I quipped, "I believe you just had an orgasm." - iowahawk: As a Conservative, I Must Say I Do Quite Like the Cut of this Obama Fellow's Jib
Jolly good, what?

Posted by Vanderleun at October 30, 2008 1:33 PM
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Clip from "Barry's Salad Days":

Achmedinejad: "I say, Barry, caaaaaaatch....."


Posted by: MarkJ at October 30, 2008 2:32 PM

I have every confidence that Obama's true conservative butterfly will emerge once in office, coaxed from its Maoist cocoon by conservatives like myself and Frum and Parker and Noonan -- all of whom I am pleased to report are already under consideration for the Obama Administration State Dinner shortlist.

Because, you know, he wrote that book. Nothing before like it. Nothing after like it. But he wrote it. We know it. And that's good enough for us, because we know stuff like that.

Posted by: JBean at October 30, 2008 4:00 PM

My wife explained to me the reason so many women like him is because he looks phallic.

Posted by: Eman at October 30, 2008 6:45 PM

Very amusing. But I wonder if the spirit of WFB is thinking: "How sharper than a serpent's tooth it is to have a thankless child!"

Posted by: viktor silo at October 30, 2008 9:33 PM

"shared an Alpine chalet and manservant while at a Swiss boarding school"....LoLLLLLLL Killing me!..Just reading this article reminds me of the old joke, 'I wonder whatever became of old Grimsley?'....And I just learned some new words too!....Anyway, this guy's right, Palin IS horrible....

Posted by: dave hinman at October 31, 2008 9:59 AM

My wine doth suffer in a tempest...even so small...

Posted by: James Quetsch at October 31, 2008 11:25 AM