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January 18, 2005

For those Annoying Traffic Jams

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Okay, you've got every other vehicle in creation, right? Well, now its time for a JL421 Badonkadonk Land Cruiser/Tank for a mere $19, 999.95.
Features:

Carries cargo or a crew of up to five internally or on the roof.
Piloted from within the armored shell or from an exposed standing position through the hatch.
6hp Tecumseh gasoline engine, top speed 40 mph.
Includes head/tail and turn signal lights, trim and underbody lighting.
400 watt premium sound with PA system, plush interior, and external camera.

Item Weight: 1100.00 pounds.
Shipping Weight: 1300.00 pounds.
Dimensions: 114.00 inches x 53.00 inches x 55.00 inches

Posted by Vanderleun at January 18, 2005 7:35 PM

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lol

one quibble: 6hp? that can't be right, your lawn mower might be 6hp.

Posted by: Justin Moser at January 18, 2005 10:12 PM

How come the PC wackos aren't protesting in front of the Tecumseh factory? The Indians must surely be offended because everyone knows that Tecumseh engines are weak, unreliable and prone to failure. How offensive!

They're all at the casinos gambling, I guess...

Posted by: MarkH at January 20, 2005 9:50 AM