November 11, 2008

What can a world of highly amused men say to Guy Ritchie except...

"I told you that bitch was cray-zee!"

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Posted by Vanderleun at November 11, 2008 1:41 PM
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"ethically or spiritually unsound"...
this from Madonna?
Hoo Haa Ho Hee...(gasp)

Posted by: ed in texas at November 11, 2008 2:04 PM

Can you say skank?

Posted by: Robohobo at November 11, 2008 3:30 PM

Maybe Guy should read to the kids from this book by their mom:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sex_(book)

Posted by: MarkJ at November 11, 2008 4:21 PM

Other instructions:

•Make sure the children use hand sanitizer if they touch my crucifix.

Posted by: Gagdad Bob at November 11, 2008 4:44 PM

I guess masturbation is right out then.

Posted by: pdwalker at November 12, 2008 4:59 AM

Gee...think how bad it could get if Madonna were a control freak!

Posted by: pete at November 12, 2008 10:38 AM

1) Grab head with both arms

2) Twist and snap neck

3) Wave to cheering crowd and collect huge check from Guy Ritchie

Posted by: Roderick Reilly at November 12, 2008 3:14 PM

Well, pal, you wanted to pork a star...

You deserve it. The kids don't.

Posted by: Rob De Witt at November 12, 2008 4:20 PM

Initial vibe from this list: Michael Jackson.

All that rarefied air at the 'top', maybe?

Posted by: goy at November 12, 2008 6:22 PM