March 22, 2009

Obamantion of the Day: Monday, March 23


President Gigglepuss on 60 Minutes:

STEVE KROFT: You’re sitting here. And you’re– you are laughing. You are laughing about some of these problems. Are people going to look at this and say, “I mean, he’s sitting there just making jokes about (LAUGHTER) money–” How do you deal with– I mean, wh– explain -


STEVE KROFT: –the mood and your laughter.

PRESIDENT OBAMA:Yeah, I mean, there’s got to be–

STEVE KROFT: “Are you punch-drunk?

PRESIDENT OBAMA: No, no. There’s gotta be a little gallows humor to (LAUGHS) get you through the day.

Dr. Johnson would not see the humor: "Depend upon it, sir, when a man knows he is to be hanged in a fortnight, it concentrates his mind wonderfully." - Samuel Johnson

Ah, a mind is a terrible thing to waste. Or is it, in the immortal words of Dan Quayle, “What a terrible thing to have lost one's mind. Or not to have a mind at all. How true that is.” Either way, it's never too soon to say:


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Posted by Vanderleun at March 22, 2009 8:46 PM
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Too late to sell, I guess.

Posted by: TmjUtah at March 22, 2009 9:03 PM

He tells Croft Afganistan is a more difficult problem than Iraq ever was. Could that be because Iraq is won and Afganistan is now his to win or lose?
And didn't they say Iraq was unwinable? So how can Afganistan be more difficult than unwinnable?
How soon will it before we hear "This war, which I inherited",,,

Posted by: at March 23, 2009 7:09 AM

Oh this is getting bad, really bad. We have a narcissistic celebrity President who would rather priss around in front of cameras and do sit ins on late night shows just to show all of us that he is a little too cool for school.

Meanwhile, his administration looks like a bunch yuppie buffoons that are feeling the sting of reality on the difference of writing policy papers for professors vs implementing policies for America.

By the way, is there anyway to email or call Leno to ask the President of our Treasury Secretary has a deputy secretary yet?

Posted by: Jason at March 23, 2009 7:58 AM

How cheerfully he seems to grin
How neatly spreads his claws,
And welcomes little fishes in,
With gently smiling jaws!
--Lewis Carroll

Posted by: Robert at March 23, 2009 10:00 AM

I'm guessing that Barry scored some weed while out here in Hollywood.

Posted by: Gagdad Bob at March 23, 2009 11:01 AM