November 24, 2008

BREAKING! Obama Names Bill Clinton to Presidential Post

BREAKING! Obama Names Bill Clinton to Presidential Post
WASHINGTON DC - Ending weeks of speculation and rumors, President-Elect Barack Obama today named Bill Clinton to join his incoming administration as President of the United States, where he will head the federal government's executive branch.
"I am pleased that Bill Clinton has agreed to come out of retirement to head up this crucial post in my administration," said Obama. "He brings a lifetime of previous executive experience as Governor of Arkansas and President of the United States, and has worked closely with most of the members of my Cabinet." - iowahawk: Obama Names Bill Clinton to Presidential Post
Posted by Vanderleun at November 24, 2008 4:43 PM
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Obama also announced that he had accepted his own appointment of himself as an Assistant Undersecretary in the Department of Housing and Urban Development

"It's a fairly low-stress job that I'm reasonably qualified for," said Obama. "I really can't do much damage there, and it will give me plenty of free time for Oprah specials. Plus work on my next autobiography and re-election campaign."

Hey, that's the first thing he's said that makes sense. Fuggedabout this economic stuff. What will the Whitehouse Chef cook tonight? Who's designing Michelle's clothes? How will the first daughters adjust?  Those are the things America wants to know! (While they can still pay the electric bill, that is.)

Posted by: JBean at November 25, 2008 4:34 PM