I'm callin' the EPA.
You are like soooo busted, dude.
JWM
Posted by: jwm at June 27, 2011 2:43 PMLast night, I converted 40,000 lbs of evil Jet-A into Earth cooling contrails while flying to Sarah Palin's Alaska.
Posted by: Captain Dave at June 27, 2011 2:45 PMHave you bought enough carbon-offsets to allow for such an extravagance?
Posted by: Cond0010 at June 27, 2011 10:45 PMYou do not want to know what I've been converting into nitrogen and methane.
Posted by: Tom at June 28, 2011 2:10 AMTrump! I've been working on converting voluminous quantities of matter into H2SO3. Clears out elevators and puts the red in eyes.
Posted by: Peccable at June 28, 2011 6:44 AMQuite a coincidence; Last week Michelle Obama converted french fries and fat cakes into a reasonable facsimile of her husband in a porcelain bowl. The smell was not that much off, either.
Posted by: Blastineau at June 28, 2011 9:38 AMhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8LAA9SK2sM4
Posted by: vanderleun at June 28, 2011 9:43 AM"It is impossible to speak in such a way that you cannot be misunderstood." -- Karl Popper N.B.: Comments are moderated to combat spam and may not appear immediately. Comments that exceed the obscenity or stupidity limits will be either edited or expunged.
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